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‘Keeping Up With the Kardashians’ Recap: Khloe Kardashian Confirms Divorce, Shuts Down French Montana’s Advances

Is Khloé Kardashian finally moving on? The show’s resident blonde explained why she’s filing for divorce (again) from Lamar Odom during the Sunday, June 12, episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians. Meanwhile, Scott Disick attempted to break the Kardashian curse, French Montana grabbed Khloé’s butt and Kris Jenner got completely wasted in Napa. 

Kim Kardashian
‘Keeping Up With the Kardashians’

Drunk Kris > literally everything.

French Montana Is So Not Over Khloe

Khloé + French 4EVA? Not so fast. The star ran into her ex-boyfriend at Scott’s house, and their interaction was equal parts awkward and flirty. Khloé confirmed that she and French are no longer dating, but she had to deal with her ex being way too touchy-feely. Not only did he caress her hand, but he grabbed her butt during their hug goodbye, which prompted Khloé to say, “Don’t touch me. Too low.” French’s response? “That thing’s still fat.” 

What a gentleman! Also, #NoScrubs.

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Khloé Is Officially Ready to Divorce Lamar 

Khloé and French might still have a connection, but she’s 100 percent over Lamar. The Strong Looks Better Naked author made it clear that she wants to move forward with her divorce but implied that Lamar wasn’t on the same page. “This isn’t a married couple,” Khloé told Kim Kardashian in her defense. “We’re just wasting time.”

Meanwhile, Kim explained her sister’s state of mind, telling cameras, “She doesn’t want to create any situation that would, like, cause him to be depressed or go back into any kinda old bad habits.”

Khloé got a much-needed break during a trip to Napa with Kris and Kourtney, during which they got completely drunk. As in, Kourt and Khloé called Kim to ask what color her vagina is, while Kris yelled, “Hello, motherf—er!” at French for literally no reason other than sheer drunkenness. Oh, and she also asked her daughters what “squirting” is. Good times.

At the end of the day, Khloé had a great time — though she was frustrated when Kris offered to take Lamar to dinner. (Note: At this point, Lamar wasn’t even allowed to drink virgin rum and punch.) Khloé confronted her mom about being too pushy, saying, “I don’t look at Lamar in a romantic way. I want to have kids one day. I might wanna get remarried one day! So I’m just gonna sit in this weird space? Like, what? Lamar and I are not together, that is what I’m trying to tell you. I need to move on, and I will be filing for divorce very soon.” 

Khloé will be Lamar’s medical-financial adviser should he become incapacitated again.

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Kim Meets Her Look-Alike, Cannot Deal

Kim squared! Jonathan Cheban got back at Kim for not paying attention to him (in his words, being “a mother from hell”) by chilling with her celebrity doppelgänger Kamilla Osman. Basically, he is a trolling master. 

“The fact that Jonathan would take it to this level is so bizarre to me,” Kim said after meeting her look-alike. “Jonathan’s trying to rub this in my face and try to make me feel some type of way, but I don’t. Having two kids is a lot, and your priorities just change.”

Kim’s BFF also joked about trading her in for Kourtney because she’s the “funny one now,” to which Kourt flawlessly replied, “Was Kim ever funny?”  

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Scott Disick Breaks the Kardashian Curse (With a Rooster)

Is Scott Disick cursed? The Lord saw a psychic about the so-called Kardashian curse, which (according to Kylie) is as follows: “Every male figure that comes and dates a Kardashian … their life just kinda goes downhill after that.” Cough, Kris Humphries, cough.

Anyway, Scott was told to set free a rooster to break the curse, which obviously led to the most amazing scene in KUWTK history: Scott wrangling poultry. At the end of the day, the Lord admitted that he probably isn’t cursed and agreed when Kim and Kourtney said he doesn’t take responsibility for his actions. Glad everyone’s gettin’ along! 

P.S. If you’re wondering about Rob, Kendall and Scott were worried he’d go back to his reclusive ways lest Blac Chyna break his heart. Little did they know, Rob and Blac are gearing up for parenthood and marriage!

Tell Us: Was French way out of bounds with Khloé?

Keeping Up With the Kardashians airs on E! Sundays at 9 p.m. ET.

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