Lindsay Lohan and Billy Eichner really, really don't want to know how Ted Mosby met those two kids' mother! Like, seriously. Don't tell them. The two super fans met up for an episode of Fuse's Billy on the Street to destroy a Volvo covered with images of the How I Met Your Mother cast, in a fit of rage over next week's March 31 series finale.
"We are huge fans of the TV show How I Met Your Mother which is now ending after only nine seasons!" Eichner, 35, shouted in his signature, boisterous tone.
"Well, it's actually my favorite show," Lohan, 27, agreed. "I'm really f--kin' pissed, it's too soon."
The pair then put on protective masks and picked up two sledgehammers, shattering windows and screaming out obscenities at the cast of the hit CBS comedy.
"Neil Patrick Harris, take that you awards show asshole!" the comedian declared as he smashed his sledgehammer into a window covered with an image of the actor. "Oh yeah, Josh Radnor is doing indie movies now, see you at Sundance motherf--ker!"
"Reruns can't sustain me!" Lohan cried flinging her hammer into the car's windows. "I should have done this to Herbie Fully Loaded when he abandoned me! And you guys are abandoning me too!"
The pair continued smashing the windows, with the host shouting that the cast couldn't do this to Lohan.
"I worked with Lily Tomlin!" she repeatedly hollered, hitting the windshield.
Fortunately, it looks like the exercise helped the two fans get out some built up frustration.
"Thank you so much for letting me help you, Billy. I needed that," Lohan told Eichner with faux sincerity.