On Tuesday's episode of Bravo's Millionaire Matchmaker, Patti Stanger gets the mother of all matchmaking assignments: She needs to find mates for Albie and Chris Manzo, sons of the tough-talking Real Housewives of New Jersey matriarch Caroline Manzo.
Naturally, hilarity ensues.
When Chris, 20, tells Stanger, 49, the No. 1 quality he wants in a girl is a sense of humor, the matchmaker is dubious.
"A 20-year-old telling me he wants personality before looks? Yeah, right!" she snips (see clip, above). "I'll believe it when ... pigs fly, sprout wings and become Jewish!"
The Millionaire Matchmaker airs Tuesday at 9 p.m. (EST) on Bravo.