Gather the crew, grab the popcorn and pizza, and stock up on lots (and lots!) of booze. The 2015 Oscars air live on Sunday, Feb. 22, and to make the three-hour show, well, not feel like a three-hour show, Us Weekly has rounded up a fun and easy drinking game to play.
Follow the directions below during the big night. And please, drink responsibly.
Take a Sip When...
Someone trips over their gown (or on someone else's!)
Host Neil Patrick Harris kills it during his monologue
Selfies are taken
Jennifer Aniston wears black
Winner tells their kiddies to get to bed during their acceptance speech
Celeb thanks their family members after winning
Star cries (oh, the tears!) after taking home the Oscar
A-listers photobomb each other on the red carpet
Someone forgets to thank their husband or wife in speech
Oscar winner kisses their significant other before heading on stage
Star mispronounces the dress designer's name
PHOTOS: Stars who've never won an Oscar
Take a Shot When...
Sony's email hacking fiasco is brought up
A woman suffers a nip slip
Meryl Streep's greatness is mentioned
Patricia Arquette pulls out a pre-written speech
Boyhood or Birdman wins a category
Presenter flubs their lines or has a prompter mishap
The F-bomb is dropped during a speech
The wrap-up music cuts someone's speech short
A famous audience member is caught looking bored or annoyed
A Fifty Shades of Grey spoof or joke is made
Someone's name is butchered (Adele Dazeem! Dick Poop!)
The 87th Annual Academy Awards air live at 8:30 p.m. EST on Sunday, Feb. 22, on ABC. Watch with Us!