Welcome to Miami, bienvenidos a Miami! The cast of Party Down South took over Florida’s wildest city, and naturally it was a drunken mess. Mostly because Mattie Lynn Breaux turned into her alter ego and Tiffany Heinen almost pooped her pants. Please grab the nearest beer funnel and check out highlights from the episode.
Also, in case you’re wondering, the PDS goats are miraculously still alive. Keep them in your thoughts and prayers.
In Which Mattie Morphed Into Martha, Because Duh
Mattie only lasted a few hours in Miami before morphing into her too-turnt alter ego, Martha, a drunken lunatic with a zest for drama. The good news is that Martha saved everyone from a night of misery by removing herself from the building. The bad news is she disappeared into the night and was basically left for dead.
In Which Daddy Tried to Reel In a Marlin, Failed
Poor Ryan “Daddy” Richards has been trying to find a girl to pretzel all season, and he almost struck gold in Miami. Almost. Despite meeting a “marlin” named Tahila, Daddy’s night was ruined when Murray got everyone kicked out of the club. Frankly, it’s just criminal that Daddy didn’t score. He even used his best pickup line, “Y’all motherf––––s are beautiful!”
In Which Everyone Finally Decided to Look for Mattie
BFFs! After getting some beauty sleep, the PDS cast decided they should probably find Martha. Their plan? To draw a map of Miami. Daddy was super dedicated to the cause, asking “How do you spell ‘where’?” while drawing the map. Bless him!
So, did Daddy find Mattie? Yes. Turns out she was sprawled on the deck getting her tan on. No bigs.
In Which Tiffany Drank Three Cups of Coffee, Almost Pooped Her Pants
Prepare to be traumatized. After eating a bunch of Cuban food and drinking three shots of coffee, Tiffany realized she had to urgently use the toilet. “I got a stinky,” she said as the world wept. “It’s here. I don’t know what it is with me and my bowel movements, but they always hit me at the wrong time.”
Fortunately, Tiffany made it to the bathroom in time, so crisis averted.
In Which Lyle’s Marlin Came to Town
Lyle A. Boudreaux is a man in love! This sweet Southerner’s girlfriend, Santana, finally visited him in Florida. We know what you’re thinking: How can Santana be attracted to a man who ends phone conversations with “Baby, I just got the chills: I gotta dookie.” What can we say? Lyle’s a catch. This starry-eyed Romeo was so thrilled to see his gal that he decided to pop the question, so get ready for him to get down on one knee next week!
Watch Party Down South Thursdays at 9 p.m. ET on CMT.
