Air Date: Monday 11/1

Us Rating: **

Five abrasive and bickering couples on the road to matrimonial, er, bliss are chronicled in this new reality show from the producers of Jersey Shore. Tragically, there's not one Snooki-esque ringer in this Bridezillas meets Real Housewives mishmash -- and only a few of the couples (like jobless Johnny and his pregnant girlfriend Megin) have staying power. The rest? Loudmouth idiots. And not in a good way. (VH1, 9 P.M.)