Kim Richards is back and better than ever! The former Housewife rehashed the past with Kyle Richards during the Tuesday, March 1, episode of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and you better believe they chatted about Brandi Glanville. Meanwhile, Erika Girardi managed to get into a fight with both Lisa Vanderpump and Kathryn Edwards in the space of one evening (she definitely called Kathryn the C-word), while Lisa Rinna had a dramatic moment with her BFF, Eileen Davidson.
P.S. Can we take a moment of silence for the crushed spirit of Andrea Bocelli? For some reason, this poor guy made an appearance on RHOBH, presumably because he got confused and thought Bravo was an opera house. Understandable.
Erika Calls Kathryn a “F–king C–t” (Awkward Times)
Remember when Erika Girardi claimed that Lisa Vanderpump draws people into her web like some terrifying, Chihuahua-obsessed spider? And then Kathryn threw Erika under the bus, incurring Lisa’s spider-y wrath? Well, Lisa was not pleased.
The British Queen Bee confronted Erika at Yolanda Foster‘s dinner party, which led Erika to turn around and confront Kathryn. Erika said she was “disappointed” with her new friend, who straight-up refused to apologize. Erika’s response? “F–king c–t,” she told cameras. “Why would you do that to me? What can I say? I spoke to Katherine in confidence, and that f–king bitch ratted me out.” Well then.
Spoiler Alert: Erika and Lisa Vanderpump Are No Longer Friends
Because there’s no point of having a dinner without at least four courses of drama, Erika and Lisa also got into a fight. You see, Lisa made the mistake of asking Erika how long she’d known Yolanda, and she was not pleased by this line of questioning. “Why would you want to know how long I’ve known her?” Erika asked in return. “It is a basic question, but I believe your intent is something different. And I’ll leave it at that. Why do I feel like there’s something behind it? Here’s the thing. I feel like you’re trying to discredit my friendship with Yolanda.”
Lisa seemed totally confused by Erika’s suspicions, saying, “Wow. I don’t think I’ll be asking Erika much more in the future.”
Lisa Confronts Yolanda, It Goes as Well as You’d Expect (Read: Horribly)
For those of you wondering: Yes, it’s slightly strange that Yolanda threw a party for her frenemies despite accusing them of spreading lies and bashing her children. Which brings us (once again!) to Lisa Vanderpump. Lisa and Yolanda didn’t chat too much during dinner, but Lisa did take a moment to defend herself: “I would never, will never and have never said anything derogatory about your kids.”
Yolanda told Lisa she wanted to trust her, but had a slightly different attitude on camera. “I wanna believe that everybody in this world has the best intent with my children,” she said. “But obviously, they don’t.”
Battle of the Soap Stars
So where was Lisa Rinna while all this drama was going down? Having a feud of her own with Eileen, who was mad at her friend for not being mad at Lisa Vanderpump. Try to keep up — this show is more complicated than quantum physics.
“Why are you afraid of Lisa Vanderpump?” Eileen asked Rinna, who explained to cameras, “I have a loyalty to Eileen, yet I really like Lisa Vanderpump. I have a great connection with her. I feel really between a rock and a hard place.” Ugh, life is so hard.
Kim Richards Makes Her Triumphant Return
Welcome back, Kim Richards! The former Housewife made her first onscreen appearance of the season and seemed totally sober and happy. You know, until she broke down into tears with her sister.
“For us to bring things up from the past can be so detrimental because I think that’s just stirring up old stuff that isn’t healthy,” she told Kyle over tea. “I love you, but I have these feelings of resentment, too, when I was upset, too. But when I started remembering a lot of good stuff, it made it easier to pick up the phone or to text you to say I love you, I miss you. It was easier because I was feeling those feelings.”
Kyle seemed ready to welcome her sister back into her life but had some reservations: “I feel bad to say that a lot of it depends on her sobriety because that sounds like I’m putting all the blame on her, and it’s not all her fault,” she explained.
Kyle also took a moment to ask if Kim was in touch with public enemy No. 1, Brandi Glanville (answer: not really) and asked why Brandi always tweets her hang sessions with Kim. “Why does she do that, every time she sees you she has to tweet?” Kyle asked her sister.
Welp, someone’s not over last season.
Tell Us: Should Brandi keep her Kim tweets to herself?
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills airs on Bravo on Tuesdays at 9 p.m. EST.
