Trouble in paradise! Yolanda Foster admitted that her relationship was suffering in the Tuesday, December 22, episode of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, saying, “We're either gonna all get through it together, or we're not." Meanwhile, Lisa Rinna accused Yolanda of faking her illness, while Lisa Vanderpump adopted two miniature ponies — presumably causing Giggy to play Adele's new album on repeat while crying.
Lisa Gets a Mini Horse, Makes a Maloof Hoof Joke
Fear not, people who are dismayed that Ken Todd didn't get the possibly pregnant donkey of his dreams. Lisa came through and found the mini horse equivalent of sloppy seconds to give her husband for his 70th birthday. Please give a warm welcome to the new additions to Lisa's fur family, two traumatized mutants who have doubtless caused Giggy to the enter a very dark place.
"They belong to us, they're part of our family," Lisa said before throwing shade at former housewife Adrienne Maloof. "I just need a couple of pairs of Maloof Hoofs and we'll be good to go."
Pray for these animals, if we can call them that.
Yolanda and David's Relationship Unravels on Camera
So sad! David and Yolanda spent the beginning of this week's episode getting their PDA on, and then jetted off to Canada to "reconnect our souls in the core of our love." But David was clearly frustrated with Yolanda's inability to be active on the trip, which Yolanda admitted was a problem in their marriage.
"The minute I got married I got sick," she explained. "Obviously, it has been very taxing on my relationship. David gets impatient and he's allowed to get impatient. It's a tough deal for him as well."
Yolanda went on to say that their relationship will never be the same, and admitted that it might not work. "We used to do everything together. That is over. It's life, and we're either gonna all get through it together, or we're not." Sadly, we all know how this love story ended.
Lisa Rinna Questions Yolanda's Lyme Disease
Say it with Us: Yikes. Lisa Rinna's lips were made for talkin', and she couldn't resist questioning Yolanda's Lyme disease diagnosis.
"I just wanna know why the pictures? What's her message? What does she want, what does she need?" Lisa asked Kyle Richards and Other Lisa before reading the symptoms of Munchausen Syndrome out loud. "It's something that people could create if they might not be sick," she explained. "They make themselves sick."
So what did Lisa Vanderpump think about her name-twin's controversial statement? "To get involved in gossip about Yolanda's illness. ... There's no upside into getting involved in this conversation," she told cameras.
Keeping Up With Kim Richards
There's no love lost for Kim Richards! Lisa Vanderpump was furious with her former friend for throwing her under the bus during an interview, saying, "She said I was phony. I don't know, I thought I was supportive, but whatever."
Meanwhile, Lisa Rinna insulted Kim's appearance in Oscar-Not-Nominated Sharknado 3: "Maybe she's embarrassed of the fact that she did Sharknado 3," Lisa said. "I mean, really."
It should be noted that this conversation took place in front of Kyle, who A) hadn't seen Sharknado 3, and B) told cameras that sister Kim is predisposed to addiction. "A lot of people blame Kim's battle with addiction on her being a child actor, but I disagree," she mused. "I think people are just born who they are. I think you're either predisposed to be troubled and have these issues or not."
Tell Us: Are the housewives out of line talking about Kim behind her back?
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills airs Tuesdays at 9 p.m. EST on Bravo.
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