There was a lot to keep up with on the Sunday, October 2, episode of Rob & Chyna. If you like hearing about baby poop (courtesy of Kim Kardashian) and witnessing terrifying smoothie choices, then this episode will satisfy you to no end.
Tokyo Toni Suspects Rob Is Cheating
In a climactic follow-up to last week's "to be continued" ending, Blac Chyna's mom, Tokyo Toni, asked Rob Kardashian if he was cheating on her daughter. She demanded that he give her his cell phone, so she could inspect it. When she gave him the evil eye over his text messages, he defended himself, saying, "That’s my sister!"
Rob Is Anxious Over Feud With Tyga
Rob sat down with Scott Disick and spoke about his anxieties over seeing Tyga, the father of Blac Chyna’s child, King Cairo, as well as the boyfriend of Rob’s sister Kylie Jenner (mouthful, much?). Scott tried to assure his semi-brother-in-law that everything is fine between Rob and the "Rack City" rapper, saying, “Your father was cool with Bruce. … I don’t think [Tyga's] upset, to be honest.” Phew!
Chyna Questions Her Compatibility With Rob
After taking an online "love" quiz, Chyna had some serious reservations about her budding relationship with the father of her future child. Based on their conflicting online quiz results, Chyna said, "Sometimes I feel like we might not be compatible."
She continued, "Literally we both took a test, and we are complete opposites. … Maybe this is one of the reasons why we're getting into so many fights." Who knew an online quiz could offer so much insight into a relationship!
Kris Jenner Doles Out Decorating Advice
Eventually Kris Jenner popped in and gave some unsolicited decorating tips, as one does when one is Kris Jenner. In summary: She wants more black bowls with fruit in them, and fewer globes. The momager and mogul then told Chyna a story about how Robert Kardashian Sr.'s mother used to come in and redecorate her home. Kris joked, “I would just let her do it, and when she left, I would put it all back.” Sounds like the Kris we know and love!
The Kardashian matriarch then urged Chyna to kick out her current roommate, Paige, to make room for the baby. Chyna obviously complied because when Kris Jenner tells you to do something, it's basically illegal not to.
Drill Sergeant Kim Gives Rob a "Baby Boot Camp"
We never thought we'd see Rob go through boot camp, but this episode shocked Us all. Well, it was a "baby" boot camp, and his drill sergeant was Kim Kardashian, but still, quite an accomplishment! A cornrow-clad Kim explained the basics of baby rearing to her only brother by saying, “You know when the baby’s first born, they poop out tar-like black stuff.” Informative!
She also taught him which direction to wipe his daughter’s poo! SPOILER: It's not back to front! Um, if you don’t like talk about baby poop, maybe sit this episode out?
A Shocking Plot Twist: Rob Makes a Salmon and Steak Smoothie
Then something horrifying happened in this episode, the likes of which have never been seen in Kardashian — or even television — history. Rob made a smoothie using frozen salmon and frozen steak. He poured in milk and blueberries. He blended it. He drank it. Allow Us to repeat: He. Drank. It. We hope none of you let your young children watch this episode.
This was a truly traumatic event, perhaps even more so than the time Kourtney Kardashian ate her own placenta on TV. Rob Kardashian ate a salmon and steak smoothie. Was the meat even cooked? We don’t know. We have more questions than we can count, and are too afraid to ask.
Rob Admits to Being a Recluse
At the urging of Scott and Kourtney, Rob decided it was finally time to reunite with his childhood friends, who he had been neglecting for the past year and a half. Before meeting them, Rob admitted, “I feel like I’m such a recluse. That’s just how it is for me — I’m not comfortable in my skin.”
When Rob’s close friend JJ was at his house for the reunion barbecue, JJ admitted, “It’s been a year and a half since Rob wrote me back on text messages.” Rob confessed, “I missed JJ’s wedding. I also missed my sister’s wedding. I just need to get over that uncomfortable feeling.” It seems like Rob is really growing and maturing! Maybe it’s the steak and salmon smoothie! Maybe we should all try the steak and salmon smoothie!
The episode concluded with a preview clip for next week’s episode which shows Blac Chyna screaming at Rob to let her out of his car while driving on the freeway. Yikes!
Tell Us: Is Chyna right to worry about her compatibility with Rob? And do you think Rob should get his own cooking show so he can finally explain what was up with that smoothie?
Rob & Chyna airs on E! Sundays at 9 p.m. ET.
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