Video: Taylor Swift Jokes About Taylor Lautner, Kanye West in SNL Monologue
Taylor Swift didn't leave anyone out of her monologue when she hosted last night's Saturday Night Live!
Although most hosts perform monologues written by the show's team of writers, the 19-year-old country crooner -- in a Badgley Mischka dress -- wrote her intro herself, Swift's rep confirms to Usmagazine.com.
The singer dished on ex-boyfriends, rumored flames and -- of course -- Kanye West in an opening monologue song titled, "Monologue Song (La La La)."
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After mentioning how she loves baking and things that smell like winter, she also sang that she liked writing songs "about douchebags who cheat on me ... so they're ashamed to go in public" when she mentions their names.
One name in particular?
Joe Jonas, her ex-boyfriend, whom she has claimed dumped her in a 27-second phone call.
"You might think I'd bring up Joe, that guy who broke up with me on my phone, but I'm not going to mention him," she sings. "Hey Joe, I'm doing real well. Tonight I'm hosting SNL, but I'm not going to brag about that."
Another shout-out was to rumored beau, New Moon's Taylor Lautner.
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"And if you're wondering if I might be dating a werewolf from Twilight," she sings before looking into the camera and mouthing, "Hi, Taylor." She then blew a kiss and winked.
As she did in promos the week of her SNL hosting gig, she took a shot at West, who ambushed her onstage during the MTV Video Music Awards this fall.
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"You might be expecting me to say something bad about Kanye," she says, looking sad. "But everything's okay. I've got security lining the stage!"
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65Why the hec k did you broke up with Taylor Lautner,....get back with him or else ill ruin your name in the Phillipines
Why the hec k did you broke up with Taylor Lautner,....get back with him or else ill ruin your name in the Phillipines
Why the hec k did you broke up with Taylor Lautner,....get back with him or else ill ruin your name in the Phillipines
now ur my fav celeb!!!!!!!! if i could have taylor lautner's # PLEASE!!!
hi!!!!!i am so glad that you broke up with taylor lautner i kinda just hated you but know since you broke up with him i feel a lot better also i have to admit that video was funny a question y would you date joe hes ugly!!!!!!!!! but NEVER please get back together with taylor lautner if u could email me is # LOL u rock if u would
lol nie that was funny lol but watever wat jonas did was pretty lame he isnt even worth it plus hes UGLY!!!!!!!!!!
HA! ya taylor, i "love" u. i love da way u trash and lie every time you get a little bit hurt, and i love the way you sing like a lawnmower! i also love the way u brag about ur awards! and i LOVE IT when u were belts to hold up ur boobz! (sarcastic) YAH TAY! BURN! AND THE HOLE JOE JONAS THING... YOU MAY BE FOOLING UR JACK *** FANS, BUT YOU AIN'T FOOLING GOD!!! PS- and 4 the love of hand sanitizer...cover up ur man boobz would ya?! THANK YOU!!! and tell ur drama qween freind, Miley Cirus, to cover up here floppy boobz too! and leave da Jonas Brothers alone!!!!!!!!!! and who ever dissagrees with me can shut there hole!!! cuz i'm defencive and i will burn u! ok, i'll shut up now... hav a nice day every one. ;D
I thought it was funny and it first real dig at Kanye who is a dumb racist untalented piece of ghetto trash. His momma's rolling in her grave at that embarrassing fool. GOOD JOB TAYLOR
Taylors dateing taylor.....ha
haha... that was cute.
I think she should forget about all those negatives and move on. Kanye is paying dearly for the horror he put her through, he is being ridiculed and jeered etc. So Talor can give it a rest now and stop using it for publicity. Move on you are super talented.
this should like win an emmy or a grammy or something- nobody else would have enough confidence to do this! I love her and she's my role model because she has achieved a level of success which so many women twice and three times her age could simply only dream of!!!!!!! you rock taylor!
all the haters need to shut up and check her record sales. i would like to see you in taylors shoes. so instead of her getting a life why don't you. are you haters so bored with your lives that you have to put down taylor swift. she just speaks the truth and doesn't beat around the bush. so once again all the haters shut up and you rock Taylor
Great job Taylor! You were so funny, I never watch SNL but you made it worth my time!
taylor is okay and she's fine. she's just too upset with the people around her who hurt her and even embarrassed her on stage. she just wanna let go of the feeling. you don't have to hate her that much y'knw. coz she's nice.
taylor needs a life. if u trying to evn diss Kanye he gonna break u and ur little guitar. go fix ur voice cause its fcuked up.
nicole, you're a crybaby! Taylor is very mature, did what was expected of her in a most witty and charming manner and you obviously know that's true! Otherwise you wouldn't have posted such a whiner of a post!
Taylor you are a great person your always makeing people smile and feel like ther like you some one great and famous thats what i love about you even thow your a celebritie you show people that were still all the same and that nobody is perfect:)
stfu bout kanye mark his mom dead d-bag
hey