What Jess Should Get for Her 30th Birthday

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  • August 17, 2010 - 4:50pm rysie

    @jess nicky sneed at least she has decent acting skills what skills do you have so if you dont have anything nice to say than dont say anything at all

  • July 29, 2010 - 1:30pm S

    Jessica is way too beautiful for her current weight. She doesn't have to starve herself, but she has given up on maintaining a consistant routine. I find it hard to find time to workout everyday, but I do it. She owes it to herself to be the best Jessica she can be! Then she can get back to dating a man worthy of her. This new guy is used up and dull!

  • July 21, 2010 - 12:09pm roozbe

    Type your comment here

  • July 21, 2010 - 10:10am Jess Nicky Snead

    wow a movie that probably wont be in theatres..... what a waste of money ... -----

  • July 20, 2010 - 7:50am Abiyet

    Nice 1

  • July 20, 2010 - 7:44am Abiyet

    Nice 1...

  • July 13, 2010 - 10:34pm Nick

    she's got an ugly HORSE face with a big old fat behind, Jessica is used and disposable.

  • July 13, 2010 - 10:33pm John Mayer

    I took a dump on that face.

  • July 13, 2010 - 10:32pm Joe Simpson aka Sugar Daddy

    she's a skanky HO.

  • July 13, 2010 - 10:32pm Jessica Simpson is a P I G.

    OINK.

  • July 13, 2010 - 5:22pm Rachel -16

    LEAVE JESSICA ALONNNNE. Seriously though, she seems like a sweetheart.

  • July 13, 2010 - 3:42pm lily

    who wver wrote this thing is a major hater! we love jess and this things are discgusting

  • July 11, 2010 - 12:37pm B

    what a great list! no one could have put it better! you go Us Mag!!

  • July 11, 2010 - 7:02am lolo

    you know i bet none of you biatches talking all your shiat have even accomplished 1/2 of what she has. jessica heres to 30 yrs of fabulousness!! yes i said that shiaat!! fabulousnessss! shes gorgeous & real. if you cant handle it, than maybe your not real!! heres to 30 more!! love you girl!! 30's the new 21!!! live it up girl!!!

  • July 11, 2010 - 12:09am Amy

    As soon as I saw this headline "what Jess should get for her 30th bday" the first thing that came to my head was "Some Class". She seems to have lost all of hers the past few years. So sad.

  • July 10, 2010 - 6:25pm e

    she seems to say yes to often to spreading her legs.

  • July 10, 2010 - 5:42pm the dogg!

    that stanky ass girl is super whck. i knw someone that would give her an STD for he bday .. stank

  • July 09, 2010 - 10:19pm Nini

    I agree with everyone else.. this is just downright dirrrtty. I have been an avid reader of US over the years but this really changes my perception of them.

  • July 09, 2010 - 8:19pm K

    Too mean, Us, too mean.

  • July 09, 2010 - 5:04pm liv4luv

    Jessica's major problem is saying yes to projects that have already been in theatres, remember Legally Blonde and Private Benjamin. It's amazing that actors have to take the blame for bad writing, when the best actors in the world couldn't make those movies successful. I have been saying all along that it's time for new management. Get rid of Papa Joe and hire a real manager. Joe is your father, so he will understand, eventually.

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Her acting has widely been panned. What's more, her 2007 comedy Blonde Ambition opened in just eight theaters in Texas (her home state). It grossed $6,422. Her next movie, 2009's Major Movie Star, went straight to DVD.

 

 

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