shoot the tube
u actually kinda turned me on with that gonna get my girl on it

Shoot the Tube

May motivate you to change the roll when it's your turn:

While your cock is still soft, slip an empty toilet paper roll over it and pull the tip out the top. Keep stretching your cock as it gets hard to maximize the amount of it sticking out of the tube (you may need to cut the tube with scissors beforehand depending on your length). The base of the tube should be as close to your nuts as possible. As more blood becomes trapped in the tip, your dome will really get huge and purple and colored. Now oil up your finger and thumb and grip around right under the straining head (again, you need enough space between the end of the roll and where your head starts, so make sure the tube is the correct length for your cock). Rotate your finger and thumb in repeating circular motions. Your knob will look unbelievably engorged. When you get some clear precum oozing from the tip, put it on the tip of your free index finger and lightly dab your loaded nuts and think about some hot chick licking your balls. When you are about to cum, pull down on the paper tube towards your balls. The roll will prevent your bleep from shooting out for the first couple of contractions, but then it will blast out with a huge velocity.

1:11 PM Anonymous Says:

Don't do that! It's no problem, I figured I just wasn't clear enough. :)

12:35 PM Anonymous Says:

Um, no but I'm sure that song will be his own personal theme song.

I just hope Tony got a prenup. "I ain't sayin' she's a gold digger, but she ain't dealin' with no broke......." I give it at least a couple of years and a kid before she bleeds him dry. But then maybe the Spurs won't win a championship again for awhile. What a win/win that would be.

Remember when Keith and Nicole were married and they spoke a lot about the ability for them to marry in the church because of her previous marriage. I wonder with all the coverage of this wedding that Eva and Tony got how no one brought it up. Maybe since she wasn't really famous then that it doesn't count????

10:43 AM tap-happie Says:
+++ Hm, now that you said it...kinda creepy look in that pic...either way I wish'em all the best, hopefully they'll last!!!

12:18 AM Anonymous Says:

Gawd, some of you people are pathetic. Most likely living lonely little pathetic lives. Does it really make you feel better to say nasty things about people you don't know..will never know..and who really don't give a flying f-u-c-k what you think of them?

Congratulations to Eva and Tony. May they have a long and happy life together and prove all the idiots who post nasty things about them wrong!
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IT IS INFACT A GOSSIP BLOG!!!!

I wonder if she remembers her first wedding?

Gawd, some of you people are pathetic. Most likely living lonely little pathetic lives. Does it really make you feel better to say nasty things about people you don't know..will never know..and who really don't give a flying f-u-c-k what you think of them?

Congratulations to Eva and Tony. May they have a long and happy life together and prove all the idiots who post nasty things about them wrong!

OMG WHO THE F CARES THIS IS BEYOND BORING THEY ARE A BORING COUPLE , THE ONLY ONES THAT CARE ARE THEM AND OK MAG
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This news is boring who cares?

1:19-how jealous can you be ?I am happy they stayed strong because they are both really a beautiful pair and many people will try to hurt that.

12:37 leave GOD the fvck out of it. You PSYCHO. I fvckin hate CHURCH PEOPLE.

It looks to me that their marriage has all the right ingredients to last forever:

Love...
Each other...
and God.

...and may you live happily ever after!
God bless "To Jesus Through Mary."