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The Top Cops Weigh in:
Ophira Eisenberg, comedian, Ophiraeisenberg.com:
Still, better than Gigli.
Stefanie Wilder-Taylor, author, It's Not Me, It's You:
A belt away from the muumuu it was meant to be.
Traci Skene, writer, Sheckymagazine.com:
I bet that thing smells like mothballs.
Nick Verreos, fashion designer and expert:
It's the Latina Mrs. Roper.