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The Top Cops Weigh in:
Jackie Rose, author, Marrying Up:
She'd better shape up 'cause she needs some new pants.
Buck Wolf, AOL Weird News, senior correspondent:
When you need a shoehorn and a spatuala to put your clothes on it's time to reassess.
Nellie Sciutto, Nurse Marino, in Shutter Island:
I thought Spanx went under your clothes.