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60DISREGARD THE LAST RIDICULOUS COMMENTS LEFT HERE IN MY NAME. SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE ARLINGTON, TEXAS AGE: 33
TO ADD TO THIS, I TYPED IN ANOTHER RANDON NAME. LARRY. WHY? SIMPLE, TO SEE IF LARRY HAGMAN CAME UP. VERY NOTABLE ACTOR. PLAYED JR EWING ON DALLAS, MAJOR NELSON ON THE TV SHOW "I DREAM OF JEANIE" AND SO FORTH, HE WAS THE MALE CO-STAR ON "I DREAM OF JEANIE", BARBARA EDEN OF COURSE BEING THE STAR BY PLAYING THE TITLE ROLE OF JEANIE. LONG NOTABLE TV CAREER. GUESS WHAT, HIS NAME DIDN'T APPEAR. NOW, IF MY STALKER, THE FAKE BRANDON M. WITTE DID THIS, HE'D ASSUME LARRY HAGMAN MUST HAVE BEEN A CRIMINAL ALL OF HIS LIFE. NO, THE TRUTH IS THAT HE ISN'T IN THE CURRENT TOP 10 POSSIBLE SEARCHES WITH GOOGLE PROMPTING. FAKE BRANDON, ALL GOOGLE DOES IS BRING UP THE 10 MOST POPULAR RESULTS, SO PEOPLE CAN SELECT ONE OF THEM INSTEAD OF HAVING TO TYPE OUT THE WHOLE NAME. ONE CAN INSTEAD MANUALLY TYPE OUT A RESULT LIKE LARRY HAGMAN TO BRING IT UP, OR MAYBE A DIFFERENT LARRY. SAME THING WITH PARIS HILTON. IT IS SUGGESTING 10 POSSIBLE RESULTS UNDER PARIS. NONE OF THEM ARE PARIS HILTON SINCE HER NAME ISN'T ONE OF THE 10 MOST POPULAR THINGS THAT CONNECT TO PARIS. AND SINCE PARIS IS THE NAME OF A VERY FAMOUS CITY IN FRANCE, ALONG WITH THE NAME OF A FEW OTHER CITIES, SINCE PARIS JACKSON HAS BEEN IN THE NEWS A LOT THIS YEAR DUE TO HER FATHER DYING, AND SINCE PARIS MATCH IS A POPULAR FRENCH LANGUAGE MAGAZINE, THEY ARE RESULTS THAT COME UP WITH GOOGLE'S PROMPTING. I CAN EXPLAIN IT AGAIN, BUT I KNOW THE FAKE BRANDON WILL SAY "CHECK IT OUT, ONLY PARIS JACKSON'S NAME COMES UP, SHE IS THE ONLY PERSON IN THE LIST". THAT ONLY PROVES THAT PARIS JACKSON IS THE ONLY PERSON IN THE 10 MOST POPULAR SEARCHES FOR "PARIS". THAT'S IT BRANDON. THE FACT THAT SHE IS THE ONLY PERSON IS COINCEDENCE. KEEP MAKING YOUR ABSURD CLAIMS YOU STALKER, YOU IDIOT WHO IS TRYING TO USURP MY IDENTITY BY HAVING AN AOL ACCOUNT AND MYSPACE ACCOUNT IN MY NAME, YOU DELUSIONAL NUTJOB, BUT THAT IS IT. GO SEE A PSYCHARIST (SP?) OR SOME OTHER MENTAL HEALTH PROFESSIONAL, YOU NEED HELP! THE REAL BRANDON M. WITTE, ARLINGTON TEXAS, AGE: 33
OKAY, NOW THIS IS OBSESSIVE. THE FAKE BRANDON M. WITTE, THE MORON STALKING ME, THE REAL BRANDON M. WITTE POSTED 11 TIMES! I THINK THAT RIGHT THERE TELLS YOU A LOT ABOUT THIS GUY STALKING ME. AND HIS OBSESSION. I POINT OUT THE FACT ABOUT GOOGLE, THAT THEY HAVEN'T REMOVED HER NAME. I POINT OUT THE OBVIOUS, THAT IT'S ONLY SHOWING THE FIRST 10 MOST POPULAR SEARCHES IF ONE TYPES IN "PARIS", HE REPEATS HIS GARBAGE AND THINKS HER NAME WAS PULLED FROM THE DATABASE. THE FACT IS THAT PEOPLE DELUSIONAL IN THE MENTAL HEALTH DISORDER MEANING OF THE TERM DON'T LOOK FOR FACTS. THEY ONLY BELIEVE WHAT THEY LITERALLY WANT TO BELIEVE AND WHAT FITS THEIR TWISTED DEMENTED WORLD VIEW. OH, AND SINCE HER NAME WASN'T REMOVED FROM GOOGLE IN ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM, NOTHING NEW STARTED ON THAT DAY. BUT IF IT HAD, IT'S CALLED A COINCEDENCE YOU MORON. THEN AGAIN, THIS IS AN IDIOT WHO ALSO THINKS PARIS HILTON DELIBERATLY COPIED THE PATTERN IN ONE OF MY CURTAINS (THAT HE CLAIMS IS A SET OF DRAPES IN HIS HOUSE, SEE HOW HE STALKS ME?) WITH MY FRIEND HOLDING A FOOTBALL IN FRONT OF THE DRAPES AS AN ASIDE, HE CLAIMS SHE HAD A DRESS MADE IN THE SAME PATTERN AS MY DRAPES. NO, IT'S A COINCEDENCE. MY CAR HAS BLACK LEATHER SEATS. PARIS HILTON HAS WORN BLACK LEATHER CLOTHING. DOES THIS MEAN SHE IS STALKING ME? NO, IT MEANS THERE'S A COINCEDENCE. THAT IS IT YOU DELUSIONAL IDIOT. JUST THAT. OH AND I..THE REAL BRANDON M. WITTE NEVER ACCUSED ANYONE OF ANYTHING. YOU, THE FAKE BRANDON M WITTE, THE IDIOT WHO MADE 11 POSTS AROUND 11:35 PM ON NOVEMBER 1ST HAS CLAIMED THIS. QUIT IMITATING ME. WHY ARE YOU STEALING MY ONLINE IDENTITY? A FRIEND OF MINE TOLD ME ABOUT YOUR POSTS ABOUT A WEEK AGO. I FIND OUT YOU HAVE AN AOL ACCOUNT IN MY NAME, A MYSPACE PAGE IN MY NAME, HAVE USED PHOTOS OF ME AS IF THEY ARE YOU ON YOUR MYSPACE PAGE IN MY NAME, AND EVEN CLAIM TO BE AN ASPIRING REGGAE SINGER WHEN I HAVE STATED IN THE PAST THAT MY HOBBY IS SINGING REGGAE SONGS AND I DO OCCASIONALLY PERFORM PROFESSIONALLY, AND SOMEDAY HOPE TO MAKE THAT MY ACTUAL CAREER IF SUCH IS PRACTICAL AND FEASABLE. WHY DO YOU DO THIS? WHY? THE REAL BRANDON M. WITTE, ARLINGTON, TEXAS AGE: 33
DISREGARD THE LAST RIDICULOUS COMMMENTS MADE HERE IN MY NAME. SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE ARLINGTON, TEXAS AGE: 33
DISREGARD THE LAST RIDICULOUS COMMENTS MADE HERE IN MY NAME. SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE ARLINGTON, TEXAS AGE: 33
DISREGARD THE LAST RIDICULOUS COMMENTS MADE HERE IN MY NAME. SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE ARLINGTON, TEXAS AGE: 33
DISREGARD THE LAST RIDICULOUS COMMENTS MADE HERE IN MY NAME. SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE ARLINGTON, TEXAS AGE: 33
DISREGARD THE LAST RIDICULOUS COMMENTS MADE HERE IN MY NAME. SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE ARLINGTON, TEXAS AGE: 33
AGAIN, DISREGARD THE LAST RIDICULOUS STATEMENTS MADE HERE IN MY NAME. NOT NOT ONLY IS THERE RIDICULOUS COMMENTS BEING MADE IN MY NAME, BUT NOW THERE IS EVEN A COMMENT LEFT THAT SAYS THAT I DID NOT EVER ACCUSE PARIS HILTON AND RICK HILTON OF HAVING COMMITTED FEDERAL CRIME AGAINST ME. SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE ARLINGTON, TEXAS AGE: 33
DISREGARD THE LAST RIDICULOUS COMMENTS MADE HERE IN MY NAME. SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE ARLINGTON, TEXAS AGE: 33
DISREGARD THE LAST RIDICULOUS COMMMENTS LEFT HERE IN MY NAME. SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE ARLINGTON, TEXAS AGE: 33
DISREGARD THE LAST RIDICULOUS COMMENTS LEFT HERE IN MY NAME. SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE ARLINGTON, TEXAS AGE: 33
AND AGAIN, THE ONLY PERSON LISTED ON THE PROMPTING MODE WITH GOOGLE'S DATABASE WITH THE NAME PARIS IS PARIS JACKSON, MICHAEL JACKSON'S DAUGHTER. SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE ARLINGTON, TEXAS AGE: 33
DISREGARD THE LAST RIDICULOUS COMMENTS MADE HERE IN MY NAME. THIS TACTIC BEGAN TO BE USED BY THOSE WHO TRY TO PROTECT PARIS HILTON FROM FEDERAL PROSECUTION AROUND THE EXACT DAY THAT PARIS HILTON WAS REMOVED FROM GOOGLE'S DATABASE WITH GOOGLE'S NEW PROMPTING MODE. SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE ARLINGTON, TEXAS
brandon m whitte must be mad retarted.go get some help
brandon m witte needs help rofl
EVERYONE...disregard Brandon M. Whitte completely!!!
Brandon...are you high? no...seriously are you?
PLEASE DISREGARD THE OCTOBER 27, 2009 POSTS MADE AT 8:11, 8:13 AND 8:16 pm. OBVIOUSLY THEY WERE NOT MADE BY ME. FOR STARTERS ANYONE WITH ANY SENSE WOULD KNOW THAT GOOGLE ONLY BRINGS UP THE MOST POPULAR SEARCHES, NOT EVERY POSSIBLE SEARCH. SOMEONE IS OBVIOUSLY TRYING TO SLANDER ME WITH THEIR INSANE OBSESSIVE FIXATION ON BOTH PARIS HILTON AND GOOGLE. I HAVE NEVER BEEN STALKED BY HER, NOR HAVE I EVER BELIEVED THAT SHE TRIED TO DATE ME. FOR ALMOST 3 YEARS NOW SOMEONE HAS BEEN CLAIMING TO BE ME AND POSTING DELUSIONAL RANTS, OR ABSURD COMMENTS TO SAID RANTS. EITHER WAY I WISH THIS TO STOP, PEOPLE THINK I AM INSANE WHEN I AM NOT. I HAVE NEVER CONTACTED PARIS HILTON NOR MET HER, NOR HAVE I MET ANYONE ELSE WHOM HAS BEEN A FRIEND OR FAMILY MEMBER OF HERS, PAST OR PRESENT. I'M JUST SOME GUY WITH A HOBBY INVOLVING REGGAE MUSIC THAT IS TRYING TO MAKE A CAREER OUT OF PERFOMRING SUCH. PLEASE, WHOMEVER YOU ARE STOP MAKING SUCH DELUSIONAL INSANE CLAIMS ABOUT PARIS HILTON. SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE, ARLINGTON, TEXAS. AGE: 33
DISREGARD THE RIDICULOUS COMMENTS MADE HERE ON OCTOBER 27, 2009 AT 8:11 pm, 8:13 pm AND 8:16 pm. THE ONLY COMMENT MADE BY ME TRULY ON OCTOBER 27, 2009 WAS THE ONE AT 5:04 am. AS STATED BEFORE, PARIS HILTON VIA HER EVIL MIND CONTROL RAYS AND SONIC DEVICES WHICH I REPORTED ON OCTOBER 7, 2009 TO THE US DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE MYSPACE PAGE HAS FORCED ME TO MAKE RIDICULOUS CLAIMS LIKE THAT HER NAME HAS BEEN REMOVED FROM GOOGLE. PARIS HILTON HAS NOT BEEN REMOVED FROM GOOGLE'S DATABASE NOR PROMPTING MODE. AS I POINTED OUT BEFORE, MORE POPULAR RESULTS SUCH AS PARIS JACKSON (THE LATE MICHAEL JACKSON'S DAUGHTER, OBVIOUSLY SOMEONE WHO'S BEEN IN THE NEWS MUCH MORE THEN PARIS HILTON IN THE YEAR 2009 DUE TO THE DEMISE OF HER FATHER) LOCATIONS LIKE PARIS, FRANCE AND SO FORTH WOULD COME UP. GOOGLE DOESN'T SHOW EVERY POSSIBLE RESULT, ANY IDIOT WOULD KNOW THAT. IT ONLY SHOWS THE MOST POPULAR 5 OR 10 RESULTS AT THAT TIME. SINCE PARIS HILTON OVERALL HASN'T BEEN AS ACTIVE, SINCE SHE HAS FOCUSED MORE ON USING HER EVIL MIND CONTROL RAYS ON PEOPLE LIKE ME AND BRITNEY SPEARS, IT'S OBVIOUS THAT SHE WOULDN'T COME UP ON THE PROMPTING SYSTEM. IF SHE DOES SOMETHING MORE NEWSWORTHY THIS YEAR OTHER THEN DATE DOUG REINHARDT OR HOWEVER HIS LAST NAME IS SPELLED, THEN MAYBE SHE WILL COME UP. OH WELL, SOME PEOPLE LIKE THIS PERSON POSTING UNDER MY NAME WILL MAKE ABSURD CLAIMS. NEXT I BET THIS FAKE BRANDON M. WITTE WHO POSTED ON THE 27TH THREE TIMES AFTER MY 5:04 AM POST WILL CLAIM THAT HE'S THE ONE WHO SANG AT 100STUDIO IN JAMAICA, WHEN IT WAS ME WHO DID THAT WHILE UNDER DURESS BY PARIS HILTON. SHE FORCED ME TO SING A COVER OF THE BOB MARLEY SONG "AMBUSH IN THE NIGHT" BUT MADE ME REPLACE THE WORD "AMBUSH" WITH "FARTKNOCKER". YOU CAN SEE THIS ON THE MYSPACE VIDEO I HAVE POSTED UNDER THE USERNAME MRBRANDON421. I ALSO LACTATE FROM MY SMALL BUT NOTABLE LLAMA UDDERS THAT I HAVE DUE TO PARIS HILTON INJECTING FEMALE LLAMA HORMONES INTO ME. SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE. ARLINGTON, TEXAS. AGE: 33