HILLS RECAP: Heidi Montag Freaks Out When Spencer Pratt Flirts With Another Woman

PLUS: Montag and Audrina go clubbing, and Lauren lands a new fashion job on last night's Hills

Back on speaking terms, Heidi and Audrina decide to have a girls' night with Spencer's sister Stephanie at Hollywood hot spot S Bar.

Drama ensues when Spencer shows up, ignores Heidi and immediately chats up a group of girls.

“I want to smash his face in!” Heidi seethes.

Then she hears what is apparently the worst news imaginable: Spencer and the girls are doing shots at the bar.

Heidi’s eyes become glassy as she repeats in disbelief, “They’re taking shots?! They’re taking shots?!” Pause. “They’re taking shots?!”

Back in LC-land: She does such a good job volunteering at PR powerhouse People’s Revolution for fashion week that owner Kelly Cutrone offers her a full-time job on the spot.

But LC's excitement is dampened when she learns that Audrina and Heidi hung out together.

Audrina shrugs, then dishes about the night and all the girls who were attracted to Spencer.

“He probably pays them,” Lauren says. “No girl would willingly touch that scum.”

Finally, Heidi and Spencer try - once again - to resolve their relationship woes. Spencer sticks to his story that nothing happened at S Bar, but reminds Heidi that it's her semantic acrobatics causing the problems, not him.

“You call it relationship vacation,” he says. “Anyone else on planet Earth calls that breaking up.”

(See their 13 cheesiest moments here.)

BY ABBEY GOODMAN