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VIDEO: HILLS RECAP: Heidi Montag Tells Spencer Pratt to Move Out
Tuesday March 25, 2008
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Tuesday March 25, 2008
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On last night's premiere of The Hills, Lauren and Whitney arrive in Paris to help out at the Crillon Ball for Teen Vogue. “It’s a new world for you,” their driver cautions. “Everything is different.” Then we see them running errands for the magazine and talking about boys.
Back in the USA, while Heidi is spending some quality time with her parents in Crested Butte, Colorado, a depressed Spencer tells his sister how he’s going to win Heidi back by surprising her. She-Pratt tells him to respect Heidi’s request for space. “You need, like, a manual or something,” she says. Then realizes an easier remedy: “I mean, I guess you could just write a list of everything you’ve done and do the exact opposite.”
Lauren gets a call from Audrina, who says that she saw Brody at Les Deux kissing a girl he was calling his girlfriend. To get her mind off the news, LC and Whitney go out with some guys from the band Rock and Roll, one of whom has a penchant for wearing his shirt unbuttoned to his waist and twirling his mustache like a cartoon villain. When they get back to the hotel, Lauren consults her English to French dictionary and learns how to say “Brody is scum.”
Heidi seems to have found some moxie in Colorado. First, when Spencer explains the reason for his visit, she cuts him off and says, “Right, it’s about you. It’s all about you.” Then, at an awkward dinner with her parents, she tells him that if he really respected her, he wouldn’t have come to visit at all. Finally, she gives him a speech about wanting to get her friends back in her life and tells him to move out of their apartment by the time she returns to L.A.
Meanwhile, before leaving for the Crillon Ball, Lauren discovers that she’s burned her borrowed Alberta Ferretti dress with her curling iron. After shedding some tears, she somehow convinces the store to loan her a second frock. From the show, it’s kind of unclear what the Crillon Ball is, but apparently Whitney isn’t fulfilling her Teen Vogue duties for it and her boss recommends that she pursue styling instead. At the end of the evening, the guitarist for Rock and Roll propositions Lauren with the perfect opportunity for ruining another ball gown: a midnight tour of Paris on his Vespa. She accepts. The dress is fine. The trip is over. Both she and Heidi – in their own ways – have learned so much. Meaningful stares all around.
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Tell Us: Was the Hills premiere better or worse than you expected?
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1:01 PM
Anonymous Says:
4:04 PM
Anonymous Says:
I can honestly say I've never watched the show but I know more than I care to about the pathetic, self absorbed characters - Heidi and Spencer in particular. Do they need to be on every cover? Could Heidi be more full of herself? I don't know who is more desparate - Us Weekly for eating up her drama or Heidi for having to sell every little story of her life to the magazine. I'll never forget her little comment about her deceased stepbrother "having to make his friends stop looking at her Maxim pictures," or something of that nature. How conceited can you be?! And as a Christian I really don't believe that little Miss Heidi is really as innocent or loyal to her faith as she makes it out to be. She fixed her boobs, her nose - maybe she can get her Jay Leno chin fixed next.
2:21 PM
Anonymous Says:
For all the b!tchy complainers who want to dawg on the show let me ask you a question? Why do you take your time to come to this article about THE HILLS and write a comment? eh?
1:02 AM
SpeidiH8TR Says:
Please stop putting articles about Heidi or Spencer in US Magazine! They are fake and no one cares what is going on in their pathetic lives!! We don't need to see them on the cover every other week. The show is boring and so scripted, you would think it would be more interesting since it is scripted, but the characters are so boring, you can imagine them just staring at each other without someone putting all the words in their mouths! Spare us the non drama.
9:38 PM
Anonymous Says:
thank u Suz76
for reals if u hate the hills then why to come to this
page. We really dont care if u like them or not..
as long as her fans like it thats all it maters.
7:46 PM
Anonymous Says:
3:43, GO AWAY HEIDI!
3:43 PM
Anonymous Says:
I loved how LC's make-up made her look like Bozo the clown. Honestly Lauren we all know your really a man and pee standing up. It's fine just admit it. Nothing wrong with being a tranny. If you don't believe me just look at her man hands. It's absolutley disgusting.
1:58 PM
Anonymous Says:
Heidi and spencer are both so idiotic that they are perfect for each other.
12:40 PM
Anonymous Says:
Can they get a new writer for this......its safe to say that the Crillon Ball is a sort of debutante ball since thats what they were calling the girls who were participating in it and mentioned that they were about to enter college.....and Whitney is the one who said she wanted to do styling....he boss merely said it didn't look like she was interested in what she was doing, no mention that she did a bad job or anything....anyways...glad its back...its my guilty pleasure....
12:27 PM
B Says:
I think these two are the only ones on the show that make it seem scripted. They are trying really too hard and they are crappy actors. By the way doesn't she have a job, I don't recall her losing it last season, but maybe I missed something. Take them off the show, they don't add appeal.
12:25 PM
Anonymous Says:
12:14, good to know! I would have pronounced it like Whitney. But I know nothing about fashion, in my defense.
12:14 PM
Anonymous Says:
FYI: It's pronounced "gee-vahn-she"
11:24 AM
Anonymous Says:
Spencer needs to shave off the horrible pubic hair on his face. It looks disgusting!
11:24 AM
Anonymous Says:
Did someone punch Heidi in the mouth. Her lips look swollen, uncomfortable and totally NOT natural. I think it's very unhealthy for someone that young to have THAT much plastic surgery.
Very scary!
11:21 AM
Anonymous Says:
11:05 AM Maggie Says:
The funniest moment was when Whitney pronounced Givenchy like ga-vin-she any fashion person worth their salt would know one of the most revered fashion houses of all time. Made them look stupid.
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Uh, how are you supposed to pronounce it?????
11:05 AM
Maggie Says:
The funniest moment was when Whitney pronounced Givenchy like ga-vin-she any fashion person worth their salt would know one of the most revered fashion houses of all time. Made them look stupid.
11:01 AM
B Says:
WHat was with Heidi? She looks ridiculous. Come on who wears that much make-up after skiing. She is so trying to be Hollywood. As soon as Spencer stopped grauveling and told her he was done, she got scared. So independent of her. LOSER!! Good show otherwise, can't wait for the rest of the season.
10:49 AM
Anonymous Says:
I liked the show but I had to change the channel when Heidi and Spencer came on. Forgetting the fact that they are fake and it is scripted I could not look at her because she looked like a duck.
Did you notice that she really could not close her mouth because her lips here too puffy? It really bothered me so I just could not watch the whole show because of it.
10:05 AM
Anonymous Says:
You knew something was going to happen to the dress. Loved the Lauren and Whitney show but the Spencer and Heidi show was way scripted and her lips looked liked they were puffed up with a hoover
9:59 AM
Anonymous Says:
I couldn't wait for the premier! But even when I was rooting for Heidi and calling Spencer a d0uchebag I had to remember...oh yeah, the moron took him back. I still had a good time watching the show but I agree with 9:11 about the sickening Easter pics. Just remembering that they posed for those made me realize those idiots are perfect for each other. So whenever they come on "The Hills" from here on out I'll refill my drink and get some more chips.
9:32 AM
Hayley Says:
I love the show I just hope that Brode and Lauren get together,I think they make the cutiest couple...
9:27 AM
Anonymous Says:
The season premiere of the Hills was awesome, can't wait for next week's episode!
9:16 AM
Cari Says:
Awesome show!! Whether it is fake or real, it is a great entertainment show!! Lauren has great fashion sense and loved her cute coat over her Crillon Ball gown. Heidi also has great style and she actually looked great and pretty in some scenes. Spencer on the other hand is fugly!!!
9:12 AM
Anonymous Says:
This show is GREAT! A little bit of high school drama in there but over all a pretty good show.
9:11 AM
Anonymous Says:
Either way what does it matter how the Hills show is playing out?? Because of the daily reportage on the adventures of Heidi and Spencer and Lauren etc...there are no surprises. Ohhh, Heidi tells Spencer to move out..who cares...we know they are still together we just saw some sickening pictures of their "easter egg hunt" the other day....Its a pointless show with no surprises thanks to this magazine!
9:07 AM
Suz76 Says:
If you hate the show then why do you even bother to click on the link?!?!?!?!
9:05 AM
Anonymous Says:
I love the Hills! Its an amazing show. The season premiere was really really really good. :)
8:54 AM
Anonymous Says:
I'm so tired of these people being on the cover each week of this magazine. They are wannabee's. All this website reports on is Lauren or Heidi, who cares about them!!!!!!!
8:45 AM
Anonymous Says:
I hate this show, I'm tired of these people and you guys suck for giving it so much attention and press. I guess you have a contract with MTV.
