Michelle and Hudson are the only teetotalers in this article.
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Hollywood’s Teetotalers
Tuesday March 27, 2007
 John Shearer/WireImage.com In a time when rehab is becoming a right of passage for celebrities, it’s nice to remember that there are some stars that don’t answer to the call of booze. Usmagazine.com tracks down Hollywood’s cleanest livers. "I'm not really a drinker…I think it's gross. I really don't like drunk women; I think it is such a bad look. I think it's very inappropriate and I don't like it…I think it's incredibly embarrassing when people are drunk. It just looks so ridiculous. I find it very degrading. I think, ooh, you're really degrading yourself right now, to be this pissed out in public." "I'm kind of a prude...If you ordered a glass of wine -- well, I might have a glass of wine, but I wouldn't have a third. Ever. I don't like to be beyond tipsy." “I’m a control freak, and I think maybe that’s why [I don’t get drunk]. I’m too scared to see what will happen. I’ve been drunk maybe 2-3 times in my life, though I do like to have a glass of wine before going into the studio, to mellow me out.” “I've never been drunk. I have never done recreational drugs.” “I don’t do clubs. I don’t drink. I don’t smoke.” "I don't drink, I don't smoke and I've never done any drugs. I avoid fried foods and have even given up coffee. I have remarkably few vices and I'm never late.” “I don’t drink – I’ll have a sip, but I’ve never been drunk – and I don’t smoke. I envy people who have those releases. They just have a drink or a cigarette and they feel better. I have to brave it through the whole day on my own.”
 Posted by Noelle Hancock at 12:01 pm ET
181 Comments
5:30 PM
Dirk again Says:
5:28 PM
Dirk Bennedict Says:
Now now, Paula; your nose is startng to grow (it's almost as long as JLo's)! You are all so F O S!!
3:58 PM
Anonymous Says:
Jeniffer Lopez if a BFL she does smoke cigs and she has been photographed drinking and smoking. Where do these people get off. "I have to brave it through the whole day on my own", Bulls#$%, she is no different than us. I am really sick of all the Hollywood LIES LIES LIES.
3:04 AM
Linda0896 Says:
Human, I do not drink, do drugs or smoke, but it is my choice to not do so. And I am not saying that I haven't done so in years past; and I do not look down on others who do so. It is merely a matter of free agency, no need to get riled over people's choices, it is no reflection on you one way or the other....
11:43 PM
Madonna Says:
Hey guys, it's me Madonna. Yeah I'm sure you're wondering why would somebody like me who is hot and famous would be writing on this blog. Just wanted to let you know that Gwynnie is full of it. We both have like two bottles of wine plus a couple of shots and some beers like every other day. British Beer is so much better than American beer. We always get pissed drunk. It's quit fun - you guys should try it. Thanks - hey don't forget to buy my next CD which will be coming out this spring!
10:41 PM
The real Jennifer Says:
will you quit talking about me. I never even came on here today! Come on now!
8:48 PM
Apocalypse Says:
Hey Anonymous, you are a worthless loser.
8:44 PM
Anonymous Says:
I don't thing Us knows what teetotalers are: they don't drink ANYTHING alcoholic, Us. Having a glass of wine or a couple of drinks, while certainly OK to do, does not make one a teetotalers. Let's redo this article by either renaming it, or by finding real no-alcohol celebs.
7:54 PM
Anonymous Says:
"JENNIFER" IS A 40 YEAR OLD PERVERT WHO GETS OFF ON PRETENDING TO BE A SCHOOL GIRL
7:51 PM
ang Says:
I like how Paula says she's never been drunk and has never done drugs
7:00 PM
Anonymous Says:
God, I want to blot Gwyneth's nose. Gross!
6:31 PM
Chantal Says:
6:16: i was trying to be macabre about it....it figures some dry butt would read it as something else..
6:22 PM
Anonymous Says:
Gwyneth is two faced.
6:18 PM
catt Says:
Does anyone want to SLAP Gwyneth as much as I do??????
6:16 PM
Anonymous Says:
Lord, Chantal, stop the flirting already. Gag
6:12 PM
Chantal Says:
naaa, such naysaying won't be a problem...my friends r usually to be had for any kind of novelty...
6:09 PM
Dr. Psychology Says:
Dexter = tv series starring Michael C. Hall and Jennifer Carpenter (who happens to be the hottest woman ever imo). It's all about the blood, never seen so much blood in one 50 minute show in my life. So much blood. And no bathroom breaks so you have to sit tight.
6:02 PM
The Dean Says:
If you care about the person you are with give them a heads up about the "colouring pictures", because they might freak out and go for help. Nothing kills the mood like her trying to claw your eyes out with her thumbs, and shreaking "somebody help me". Is Dexter a cartoon or something? I havne't ever seen it.
5:55 PM
Chantal Says:
sounds like fun...especially if u r the ER doctor who gets to practise on u..putting u back together...
5:54 PM
Dr. Psychology Says:
Hey The Dean - now that's just sick.
5:51 PM
The Dean Says:
You make your victim/ partner bleed all over their body, and you paint the bed sheet with him/ her. You can use box cutters, or an ordinary kitchen knife, but I recommend burning it first to kill any germs. Be careful to not get carried away, or you will be explaining this to an ER doctor in the middle of the night. I recommend using as sharp of object as possible so that the wounds heal more quickly. I use the battery and nipple clamps because it increases the bleeding. The fishing wire is to constrict the veins before you begin for a good splash the first few slashes.
5:43 PM
Chantal Says:
i'm not easily disturbed, don't worry... an approximation of the theory, at least?
5:43 PM
Anonymous Says:
I'd look it up online, but my computer blocks everything :(
5:36 PM
The Dean Says:
"colouring pictures" isn't an exact science. I don't want to disturb you with the details, but it involves nipple clamps, a car battery, and some good fishing line. I can't beleive you guys have never heard of it...
5:34 PM
Michael Jackson Says:
Anyone want some Jesus Juice? mmmmmmmm yummy
5:34 PM
The Dean Says:
No, don't do that. I changed my name from Dan to The Dean to protect my identity. I'm glad that I could entertain you. I am bored at work all day, and I give this site 110%.
5:33 PM
Chantal Says:
i haven't heard that one before...is "colouring pictures" a commonly used euphanism or something?.... what's the theory, Dr. Psychology?
5:31 PM
Human Says:
I think this is stupid, I mean it is great that these women don't put bad things in their body....but geez!
5:26 PM
Dr. Psychology Says:
Sorry Dean, it's just that your vast knowledge of all things objectionable is entertaining me today. You are a veritable font of useless information. I'm going to write a paper on you. Don't worry, I'll call you "Dan" to protect the names of the innocent ;)
5:25 PM
Daddy's Secret Says:
Daddy played hide the finger, and now it hurts when I go poopy in the toilet. Post new comment |
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