Okay. Why was Lil Kim forced to remove her fake hair and nails? Were the prison guards scared that she would be smart enough to smuggle in a device that would eventually free her? Come on...she's NOT that smart.
Wednesday March 8, 2006
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· Uma Thurman – who, evidently, did not enjoy her stay -- has checked out of Hotel Andre. [Page 6]
· Vera Wang fears celebrites will replace designers, although she probably has more to fear from celebrity stylists like Rachel Zoe, who helped Wang co-design Keira Knightley’s Oscar dress. [Lowdown]
· Samaire Armstrong is headed back to The OC to, no doubt, shake things up between Summer and Seth. Princess Sparkle and Captain Oats remain the most stable couple on the show. [Awful Truth]
· Lil’ Kim had to remove her hair extensions and fake nails for prison. She's also totally into The Da Vinci Code. [Scoop]
· Event producer Brian Quintana has been granted a three-year restraining order against Paris Hilton who must stay at least 100 yards away from him. Emboldened by his success, Hilton’s pets have now filed for restraining orders as well. [NYP]


