Morning Rush: Love and eHarmony
Thursday January 18, 2007
At the "Freedom Writers" premiere in Westwood, Jan. 4, 2007.
Shooting Star
Thursday January 18, 2007
Shooting Star
· Courtney Love has signed up for eHarmony.com's dating services. SWF seeking non-19-year-old male to go clubbing. Must like ponies and being insane.
· Monica Lewinsky is looking for a job of the non-blow variety.
· Goodfellas actor Paul Sorvino pulled a gun on his daughter's ex-boyfriend who was, for the love of all things random, her horse caretaker.
· Hugh Hefner wants to sperminate one of his girlfriends, Holly Madison, meaning that the kid would have an 80-year-old father, a 27-year-old mother, a 54-year-old big sister, and no psychological problems whatsoever.
· GLAAD is not so happy about Isaiah Washington calling T.R. Knight a homophobic slur.
· Drew Barrymore goes for the daddy figure, otherwise known as Bruce Willis.
· How unfortunate for Eva Mendes that whenever she gains weight, it goes straight to her boobs and perfect ass.
· A song purporting to be Britney Spears' new single has been leaked onto the internet. Listen now before the RIAA makes Google makes YouTube take it down!
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Posted by Noelle Hancock at 8:30 am ET
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5:23 PM
LaLa Says:
haha mish:: she better hurry because i think Hef is beating her on the "growing old" part. haha (Yea, i'm sure they edit, but i still dont like Kendra). I like how Bridget gets dressed up according to theme...i dont have the energy to put forth for all that...haha
5:19 PM
mish Says:
4:18 PM LaLa The other one is Bridget. I know Kendra's laugh is annoying, but I think when they edit the show they add in more. I like Holly. She is commited to "Hef" so he better give her a baby. I think in her mind they are going to grow old together........LOL
4:18 PM
LaLa Says:
I watch the show...not sure why either. I like Holly, and the other one (her name escapes me right now), but i really dont like Kendra...her laugh is a bit annoying, and her attitude doesn't seem pure or honest. (And yes i know, its a dumb show that i'm putting wayyy too much thought into it)...but yay for Holly!!
3:42 PM
A Says:
ahaha...Melinda. Yeah, she more or less hinted at it constantly. She'd make pouty faces whenever anyone mentioned babies or kids and give Hef a look like "please???" He always just walked away. Once she discussed it with the secretary, that old school marmy broad. Yeah, my BF would hate if I called him puffin, too haha...maybe I'll throw it out there just to see him blush. haha...he'd probably get pretty pissed though.
2:39 PM
Melinda Says:
Yep, I've seen it, I must have missed the episodes of her begging for a child though, really I don't remember her ever talking about wanting a child. All I know is her name is muffin and hef's is puffin. If I tried to give my husband a name like puffin....He'd break my knee caps.
2:16 PM
A Says:
Anyone watch that show "The Girls Next Door"? This Holly Madison gal has been practically begging Hef for a kid forever. Finally gets her wish. She cracks me up. She thinks she's this sweet, homemaker southern belle type. Martha Stewart meets Scarlet O'Hara, meets Playboy spreader. Too funny. So delusional in a naieve kind of way, I almost like her.
2:11 PM
Ms. Johnson Says:
The new brit song sounds ok but I think if Gwen Stefani did that song it would rock
1:57 PM
A Says:
Don't be sorry mish, she's the sorry one. Yuck! That's what she gets for trying to be something she ISN'T, which is beautiful.
1:55 PM
mish Says:
Im sorry but WTF did she do to herself?
1:47 PM
Eric Says:
I just like dudes, I wouldnt want her!
1:14 PM
A Says:
She is so disgusting. For those of you who remember, I recently said she'll go to any length to acheive the goals she's set for herself, however pathetic. Finding a husband was on her list of things to do...apparently she's made it a priority now. Effing sick! PS~ die, courtney.
1:11 PM
witchy! Says:
ahh, can't she afford an exclusive dating service? WTF
12:59 PM
Mocha-Latte Says:
WOW!!! I'm at a loss for words. But I'll try.
Who in their right mind would want to be with this
fugly chick? They'd have to double bag it. A bag over
her head and one over his incase hers came off.
12:09 PM
Anonymous Says:
I heard Britney's song on another link and people are convinced that it's not her. Even if it is her, it was horrible! I highly doubt that she will make a good comeback. I think she's so over!
12:02 PM
Melinda Says:
No, I was totally kidding, but it could happen I suppose, one former playmate teaching another former playmate how to hook her a rich old guy...I can see it all now.
11:48 AM
Mar Says:
If that is really Britney I like the song... Too bad she wasn't as good at hanging with her kids...
11:07 AM
margot Says:
I WANNA ROCK AND ROLL ALL NIGHT AND PARTY EVERYDAY*SINGING*
11:06 AM
PP Says:
iS THAT REALLY HER? i THOUGHT IT WAS A SPOOF. i HAVE NEVER THOUGHT SHE COULD SING WELL. sHE IS MORE OF A PERFORMER THAN A SINGER. Oops sorry all caps. I am not going back and changing because I don't have time. Are you seious about Anna setting them up or was that one of the most clever smart alec comments I have heard in a long time? Little reference to Mr Marshal there?
10:52 AM
Melanie Says:
Brits new song is horrible, not only are the lyrics bad but her voice sounds bad too.
10:35 AM
Melinda Says:
No pp, I think it was Anna Nicole Smith.
10:33 AM
pp Says:
I wonder if Demi set them up?
10:31 AM
XENU Says:
XENU hearts Margot :)
10:30 AM
pp Says:
Holly really wants a baby and she seems really sweet.
10:26 AM
margot Says:
MARGOT JUST LOVES PEOPLE LIKE XENU WHO EXPLODE WITH LAUGHTER ;)
10:21 AM
XENU Says:
Courtney Love signing up for EHarmony? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA!! Gawd I hate this broad... Must love transvestite looking ex drug addicts with Borderline Personality Disorder.. WORD!
10:21 AM
LaLa Says:
I'm sure there is a bit of an age difference with Drew and Bruce...but i think they would make a cute couple. Yay for Hugh and Holly!! And i wish when i eat a whole lot of food that it went straight to my boobs =(
10:12 AM
Melinda Says:
If that's Britney's new song, I can't say I really care for it, of course I have never really listened to her music. I prefer people who write their own music rather than just picking out a song from a songwriter.
9:56 AM
Anonymous Says:
"sperminate"?
I can't believe Us Weekly used a word that children use for impregnate.
WOw. A new linguistic low of Us Weekly.
