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Morning Rush: Love and eHarmony
Thursday January 18, 2007

At the "Freedom Writers" premiere in Westwood, Jan. 4, 2007.
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· Courtney Love has signed up for eHarmony.com's dating services. SWF seeking non-19-year-old male to go clubbing. Must like ponies and being insane.

· Monica Lewinsky is looking for a job of the non-blow variety.

· Goodfellas actor Paul Sorvino pulled a gun on his daughter's ex-boyfriend who was, for the love of all things random, her horse caretaker.

· Hugh Hefner wants to sperminate one of his girlfriends, Holly Madison, meaning that the kid would have an 80-year-old father, a 27-year-old mother, a 54-year-old big sister, and no psychological problems whatsoever.

· GLAAD is not so happy about Isaiah Washington calling T.R. Knight a homophobic slur.

· Drew Barrymore goes for the daddy figure, otherwise known as Bruce Willis.

· How unfortunate for Eva Mendes that whenever she gains weight, it goes straight to her boobs and perfect ass.

· A song purporting to be Britney Spears' new single has been leaked onto the internet. Listen now before the RIAA makes Google makes YouTube take it down!

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