Thursday February 22, 2007
· It’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s Brandon Davis’ triangulated crotch bulge!
· Helen Mirren cagily angles for the Oscar by dressing as Queen Elizabeth in her free time.
· Spokeswoman Jessica Simpson is allergic to Pizza Hut, probably because it’s made from Play-Doh.
· Howard K. Stern is borrowing money from his parents to make ends meet. Gee, uh, that's pathetic. COUGH.
· Jewel makes babies hungry.
· Professional SNL hanger-on Jimmy Fallon may be getting his own talk show. Good for him. He was becoming the creepy older guy in high school who’s already graduated but continues to hang out in the parking lot after school.
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