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Hot Stuff: Lohan's Top Button Officially A Tease
Monday March 19, 2007
James Ambler/Splash News
Monday March 19, 2007
James Ambler/Splash News
· Lindsay Lohan works the underjug.
· Catherine Zeta-Jones, you’ve been replaced.
· The latest expansion of the Atlantis resort features three new waterslides and a Larry Birkhead stalker!
· What’s the world coming to when Anna Nicole Smith’s paternity judge can't sit in the park and enjoy his doobie in peace?
· Chris Noth hates it when you call him Mr. Big and thinks that Sex and the City ruined New York. And something about a urinal.
· K-Fed gets his own search engine. Download the toolbar and click the Continue button till you find yourself with two kids and a rehab stay.
· Gene Simmons looks like he got jumped by a member of the Sumo wrestling community who then styled his hair.
· Pete Doherty probably thinks he’s carrying a big bag of weed.
· These “f---k you” -laden outtakes from I Heart Huckabees in which Lily Tomlin and director David O. Russell practically come to blows are ten times more entertaining than the movie. Notice Mark Wahlberg in the backseat thinking, "Next time, I'm totally mailing in a Bruckheimer film instead."
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Posted by Noelle Hancock at 6:46 pm ET
18 Comments
5:13 PM
ROXIE Says:
2:31 PM
witchy! Says:
i think those ARE my boots from highscool **blood red nailes on her finger tips*
11:09 AM
Anonymous Says:
WOW WHO CARES? SUCH USELESS BORING INFORMATION, US GET A bleepING CLUE!
10:29 AM
goliath Says:
(...) one of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you!!
10:26 AM
B Says:
Morning everyone :) I wore those boots in the 7th grade, how funny
10:23 AM
goliath Says:
woohoo witchy woman, see how high she flies!!!! *singing*
10:17 AM
witchy! Says:
i think she should throw away those BOOOOOOOOOOOOTS.... i think i wore those when i was in highschool... gag me with a spoon.
9:46 AM
Anonymous Says:
Is somethin wrong with LLohan?? I think its the fourth pic where I see those grey boots!! Shame on you Lindsay for starting to be less materialistic
8:39 AM
Wang` Says:
Ummm "hollywood" star teases with cleavage?? Now that's a first.... whatever
8:25 AM
me Says:
Chris Noth is such a stud
And he IS Big, regardless of what he thinks of the label. He's the essence of Big. Big lives...
1:25 AM
Anonymous Says:
Pete Doherty and weed. Now that's putting it mildly.
9:51 PM
Anonymous Says:
9:36 anon- after Zorro Catherine went down hill. As far as I'm concerned Mandy looks beautiful in this picture. Catherines prime was over years ago.
9:36 PM
Anonymous Says:
Catherine Zeta-Jones replaced by Mandy Moore. Never.Going.To.Happen. Ev.er.
9:24 PM
locaparajaimie Says:
Mr Big is Mr Big... mabye who should play a better role otherwise that is what he will be rembered as.... & he surely hasn´t traveled all of New York it isn't running with riches like he said.
9:11 PM
Anonymous Says:
it's always a slow day here at US. that's why this is a haven for trolls and off topic convos- what the hell else is there?
9:01 PM
Ash1969 Says:
it must be a slow day for news....
8:38 PM
Anonymous Says:
9999999TH
