Oh my God E, I had to stop reading just to wipe my tears away. Good stuff. People that get offended by these jokes are closet racist's. Holy bleep...good times :)

Anon 11:31

Go back to your trailer squatting in the woods you redneck piece of sh*t. your comments reflect upon your intelligence. If you really wanna get down to it these people wouldnt be here if it werent for your thieving ancestors stealing babies in the night from their mothers and selling them into slavery (if they didnt die on the boat coming over). Thank your grandfather for these people even being here. I'll bet theyd rather go back to africa or the islands than have to be here taking crap from white trash losers such as yourself.

E really spews the hate but I think someone has caught on to him. I can tell you one thing E is a nobody because no forward thinking white or black person would repeat such words because they show intolerance. It's a good thing that money is what makes the world go around. Because Donald Trump doesn't want to offend any potential customers black or white. We always laugh at our low class white hate mongerers while we are enjoying cocktail hour with our affluent black friends talking about our beautiful world cut off from those who don't belong because this is a money game and the only color that matters is green. When E gets off that installment payment plan lifestyle he'll get it too.

ad 4:14

I hate Angelina Jolie, everything about her, the fact she looks like an alien, the fact shes a husband stealer,but I suppose those kids will have a better life with her than rotting away in some orphanage, wonder what will happen with the kids when angelina and brad split up? I suppose shell keep them, he might take shiloh tho??? Angelina has already admitted she feels less for her own flesh and blood than the adopted children.

I am not wanting any attention from anyone. Look, a lot of people do pretend to be me and thats fine if you dont believe I am eleven. i just know it is the truth. I never said i was 16, or an orphan. I am a girl who knows what i am doing with my life. Just relax you people. Nothing was ever against you in the first place!

7:56 anon- what sexual position produces the most ignorant babies? Go ask your mother.

What do you all think is wrong with Naomi Campbell? I dont follow her that much but I think she is totally fine, as far as I'm conserned. Get a life guys! Bashing someone you don't even know! Come on now!

This bleep is crazy....

12:40 WOW WHAT A DESPERATE PERVERT YOU ARE. STOP SHARING YOUR SECRETS TO LOVE THIS IS NOT A PORNO SITE YOU PATHETIC CREEP.

I can tell you one thing as fact: a white person who is doing well for themselves and secure in themselves is not on US magazine's blog attacking black people. That act of insecurity is only for the people who feel inadequate and the only way they can feel better about themselves is to attack people. So you are able to make racist jokes about hanging, so what? Then what? What have you accomplished with that? What have you changed? You think Donald Trump is at home posting racist jokes about black people on a celeb blog? You think Bill Gates is doing that? No. Accomplished white people NEVER have to do that. All this energy spent on hating a group of people says one thing: you are overly consumed by them. Get over it. It's ok. Move on.

Some of you are just bleeping idiots. She was going to a function right after her comm service so she dressed there one time, probably to save time. You trolls who are posting these ridiculous racist jokes ought to get a life.

she looks rediculous walking in the streets in a formal gown... hahahahaha

7:48: ha, my sentiments exactly...but I think that went right over his (dean's) head in my previous post...

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza?
A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

What's the difference between a bleep and a snow tire?
A snow tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it.

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black?
bleeps.

Why don't sharks eat bleeps?
They think it's whale bleep.

What do you call a bleep in a tree with a briefcase?
Branch manager.

How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek?
They don't work in the future, either.

Why do bleeps cry during sex?
The Mace.

How do you stop a bleep from drowning?
Take your foot off the back of his head.

How do you get a bleep out of a tree?
Cut the rope.

What did the Alabama sherriff call the bleep who had been shot 15 times?
Worst case of suicide he had ever seen.

What do you get when you cross a retard with a gang banger?
Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.

Why do bleeps stink?
So blind people can hate them too.

What do you get when you cross a bleep and a spic?
Someone too lazy to steal.

Why don't bleeps take aspirin?
They refuse to pick the cotton out.

What do bleep kids get for Christmas?
Your bike.

What's a bleeps idea of foreplay?
"Don't scream or I'll cut you, bleep."

Why do spics drive low-riders?
So they can cruise and pick lettuce at the same time.

What do you get when you cross a jew and a gypsy?
A chain of empty retail stores.

Why don't bleep kids play in the sandbox?
Cats keep covering them up.

What do you call an apartment full of bleeps?
A COON-dominium.

Why are there no bleep astronauts?
Their lips explode at 50,000 feet.

How do you babysit a niglet?
Wet his lips and stick him to the wall.

How do you get him down?
Teach him to say "Motherbleeper."

How else do you babysit a niglet?
Put Velcro on the ceiling and tell him to jump.

How do you get him down?
Invite the spics over, blindfold them and tell them it's a piñata party.

Why do jews have big noses?
Air is free.

What is a bleep on a bike?
Thief.

What's long and black and smells like bleep?
The welfare line.

What do you call 50 bleeps at the bottom of the ocean?
Good start.

What is the worst 3 years of a bleeps life?
First grade.

How was break dancing invented?
bleeps trying to steal hubcaps from moving cars.

Why do bleeps keep chickens in their back yards?
To teach their kids how to walk.

How do you know Adam and Eve were not black?
You ever try to take a rib from a bleep?

What is a bleep?
Proof that skunks bleep monkeys.

What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead bleep in the road?
The dead dog has skid marks in front of it.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk?
"I set WHO free?"

Why are chimps always frowning?
They know in a million years they are going to turn into bleeps.

Why is interrogating a Mexican like a pool ball?
The harder you hit it the more English you get.

How many jews can you fit in a VolksWagon?
All of them if you put them in the ashtray.

A bleep and a spic jump off the Empire State Building, who hits the ground first?
Who cares.

A bleep and a spic jump off the Empire State Building, who hits the ground first?
The spic, because the bleep had to stop on the way down and spray paint "motherbleeper" on the wall.

Why don't spics have barbeques?
The beans keep falling through the grill.

You hear about the new car made in Israel?
Not only can it stop on a dime, it will go back and pick it up.

What do you call an Ethiopian with a pickle on his head?
A quarter-pounder.

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a phone booth?
All of them.

How do you start a foot race in Ethiopia?
Roll a doughnut down the street.

How many bleeps does it take to pave a driveway?
One if you spread him real thin.

How do you blindfold a chink?
Dental floss.

How do chinks name their kids?
They throw silverware down the stairs.

What's the difference between a bleep and a bag of bleep?

The bag.

What's the most confusing day in Harlem?
Father's Day.

When does a Black man turn into a bleep?
As soon as he leaves the room.

What do you call a bleep with a Harvard education?
bleep.

What do you call a bleep in a courtroom in a 3 piece suit?
The defendant.

There is a bleep and a spic in a car, who's driving?
The cop.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling?
He doesn't know he's black.

How long does it take a bleep bleep to take a bleep?
9 months.

Why don't bleep women wear panties to picnics?
To keep the flies off the chicken.

Why does Alabama have bleeps and California have earthquakes?
California got first pick.

Why do Mexican cars have those little steering wheels?
So they can drive handcuffed.

Why are bleeps like sperm?
Only one in a million actually work.

What do you call Mike Tyson with no arms?
Niger bleep bleep.

How do you fit 100 Cubans in a shoe box?
Tell them its a raft.

Why do police dogs lick their ass?
To get the taste of bleep out of their mouth.

What can a pizza do that a bleep can't?
Feed a family of four.

Why did the bleep carry a piece of bleep in his wallet?
I.D.

What is red green yellow orange purple and pink?
A bleep dressed for church.

Why do bleeps have flat noses?
That's where god put his feet when he was pulling off their tails.

Did you hear that the KKK bought the movie rights to Roots?
They're going to play it backwards so it has a happy ending.

What is the difference between a white owl and a black owl?
A white owl goes, "Who, who," a black owl goes, "Who dat? Who dat?"

Did you hear about the new Black Barbie?
It comes with 12 kids, AIDS and a welfare check.

What is black, white, and rolls off the end of the pier?
A bleep and a seagull fighting over a chicken wing.

What do you get when you cross a bleep with a gorilla?
A dumb gorilla.

What is the difference between Batman and a black man?
Batman can go out at night without Robin.

Did you hear about the new Chap Stick for bleeps?
It comes in a spray can.

What's the difference between bleeps and pit-bulls?
It's still legal to own a pit-bull.

What do you say to a black man in uniform?
"I'll have a Big Mac with cheese and a coke."

Why do bleeps walk the way they do?
Because they spent the first nine months of their lives dodging a coat hanger.

What happened when the Ethiopian fell in the crocodile pit?
He ate six crocs before they could pull him out.

Why do bleeps call white people "honkies"?
That's the last sound they hear before the white people run them over.

How do you stop a bleep from going out?
Pour more gas on him.

Did you hear about the bleep with insomnia?
He kept waking up twice a week.

What do you do if you run over a bleep?
Reverse.

Why do decent white folks shop at bleep yard sales?
To get all their stuff back.

Who were the three most famous women in black history?
Aunt Jemima, Diana Ross, and Mother bleeper!

Hear about the new bumper sticker that says "Run, Jesse, Run"?
You put it on the front of your car.

What do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles have in common?
They're both bleeps.

How come Stevie Wonder & Ray Charles can't read?
They're both bleeps.

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Why do bleeps wear wide-brimmed hats?
So pigeons can't bleep on their lips.
Why did so many bleep soldiers get killed in Vietnam?
Every time someone yelled "Get down!" the bleeps would jump up and start dancing.

What do you get when you cross a bleep with a Vietnamese?
Nothing. There are some things even a Vietnamese won't do.

What's black and tan and looks good on a bleep?
A Doberman Pinscher.

What's the fastest animal in the world?
The Ethiopian chicken.

Did you hear about Evel Knieval's new motorcycle stunt?
He's going to ride through Ethiopia with a sandwich tied to his back.

Did you hear about Ku Klux Knieval?
He tried to jump 50 bleeps with a steam roller.

Why was golf invented?
So white people get a chance to dress like bleeps.

What do you do if you see a bleep with half a head?
Stop laughing and reload.