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· To be fair, she never sang that she was up in the kitchen just working on her lasagna.

· Orlando Bloom knows the way to a woman's heart is cough syrup.

· Free Paris? No thanks.

· Usher's mom makes him want to leave the one he's with, start a new relationship. In a business sense.

· Marketing execs magically alter Hermione's figure for Harry Potter posters. Just wait until the boys at Hogwarts hear about this spell...

· Tamyra Gray signs on to play Mimi in Rent on Broadway. Gray will talk to Paula Abdul for insight into her character's drug-addled psyche.

· Haylie Duff hides under a blanket at LAX. Great idea, Hayles! Just cut two eye holes out and the paps will think you're a Scooby Doo ghost.

· At last, an explanation for why Tyra rocks an increasingly larger head scarf in the Top Model panel every week.

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