YOU SUCK US MAGAZINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Friday August 3, 2007

Sara De Boer / Retna Ltd.
Jennifer Aniston is sticking to her trend of playing untrendy. From a waitress in Office Space to a store clerk in The Good Girl and a housekeeper in Friends With Money, this Hollywood hottie consistently hides her style on-screen.
Her latest movie, romantic comedy Management, is no exception. According to Variety Aniston, 38, will play a traveling saleswoman who pedals cheap art to motels. On a sales call, she meets a motel manager played by funny man Steve Zahn. They have a fling, he falls in love, and decides to follow her all over the country. Because nothing says romance like a little stalking!
Though Aniston hasn't been seen in theatres since 2006 flick The Break-Up, she is currently in development or production on movies The Senator's Wife, Wanted and The Goree Girls.
Categories: Jennifer Aniston | Steve Zahn | Movies
YOU SUCK US MAGAZINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111
I LOVE JEN : )
Sit down on a bench and see how many wanna be Jen's are out there.... For one woman to inspire that many people I think it's amazing. Who cares about Angie and her united nations, lip botox is on and gone.... And as far as boring? It's very hard to pick your chin up and walk around when everyone and their mother knows her husband left her for a sceezer. Yeah sure, it takes two, but walk a mile in her shoes, and see how proud you would feel, 38 no children and the pressure is on to find the right guy. At least she is dating SINGLE guys. I'd consider it unsettling, cheated, maybe unfair, frauded. not boring.
Maybe she should steal Beckham!!! nice !!!! then it wouldn't be BORING anymore. you people are a little sick
I would rather search for a guy until am 75 that to have such a nasty reputation...Consider myself Boring...IN THE NAME OF JESUS CHRIST AMEN TO THAT...........GOB BLESS
This story is about Jennifer Aniston. Why bring Angelina into this? Aniston life is boring. She meets a guy. Dates a guy then breaks up with a guy. BORING, BORING, BORNING. She will be searching for a guy when she's 75.
BORING!
Well said!
Angelina twice married and divorced very young,publicly kissed her brother a little to hard,admitted to cutting herself,made vague references to drugs,dated a woman, expressed a yearning to be "taken down" by a suitably dominant individual of either gender,declared a willingness to try bondage,wore a vial of blood (Billy-Bob) around her neck,( and divorced him amid allegations of his insatiable sex addiction)and announced that she satisfies her post divorce sexual needs by having flings with men in motels,adopts 3rd world childrens, allegedly delivered the death blow to Brad staggering marriage to Jennifer, conceived pitts child (has) given birth, And in the middle of all this found time to take a genuine and serious mission in the United Nations on behalf of the Worlds Children.Angelina could have found steady work playing Larger-than-Life characters. But today she has become one herself.It is not a cultural accident that Angelina ONE serious OScar Winning role was that of a MENTAL PATIENT.......I LIKE BORING....
Same old boring news about Jennifer Aniston. Once married to Brad Pitt. Career that is fading away. She is history.
Shes brought in more money then Angelina Jolie..wow..for someone who is so "boring" thats amazing.
So much for her "failing career".
Jennifer Aniston is /was /will always be plain and boring. It's the truth. deal with it
Love you Jen
Shame on you US Weekly for always picking on her, I stopped buying this mag when it became a slave to that media loving, brother kissing weirdo.
Can't wait to see your new projects Jen!
Are people actually arguing about this? Or is this an insular joke that I'm missing? Because if it is, it's pretty funny. And if it's not...I'm in awe.
Jennifer you are the best, i will never miss one of your movies. Good luck girl, you deserve the best &the rest is rubbishhhhhhhh
blahblahblah "her career is over" "shes so boring"..how the hell would you know if her career is over or not? shes worth millions of dollars and all of our money put together wouldn't be as much as what shes worth. you want to start comparing films.
Mr and Mrs smith is by far the dumbest movie ever.
brad pitt has looks but hes not that great of an actor AT ALL.
angelina jolie..girl interrupted was a good movie and thats about it. alexander was possibly the most boring movie ive ever seen, a mighty heart was horrible..
along came polly, the break-up, derailed, bruce almighty are only a few of the good movies shes starred in where shes done a great job.
her characters are different so idk what any of you are talking about. you should stop bashing her because shes the one who is a hollywood actress and you are all jealous because you could never and will never be her.
grow up.
11:45 AM: "I get so tired of the asian population"
Anyone who makes such a blanket statement about an entire group of people like this is clearly ignorant. Suck it, racist!
"they are clearly into the asian's, which makes sense, now that their own kind (caucasian) have rejected them"
'kind'?? Aren't we all the same 'kind'? Asians/Caucasians/Latinos/Etc are NOT different species from eachother, ignoramus. People like you and your attitudes propogate racism like weeds. You may think Asians (whom you're assuming to be posting in support of Brangelina) look badly but you make Caucasians look even worse in your hate-filled spewing.
"Thats the way I roll, dont like it, too bad!"
Ugh, the way you roll is so clearly tacky and aboard the Crazy Express (choo choo!) that you obviously don't realize the more you write, the less sane you sound. And way to make JA Fans look nuts, compared even to Brangeloonies! Congrats! Yeesh, get a freaking life. Actually, you probably can't even comprehend this through your cloud of ignorance and prejudice. I'm sure I used way too many big words, too .. . .
Why do people feel the need to compare JA work with AJ? They are two different people. They have nothing in common except for the fact they were both involved with BP at one point or another. Why are people still holding on to the past? They certainly are not!
From everything that is said both women are very hard working people. They arrive on time and act very respectfully towards the cast and crew. They are each trying to branch out and try new things. Sometimes it will translate into money other times it does not. That does not mean either is a bad actress.
Some of you people really need to take it easy. Honestly, you guys really get fired up over Angelina and anyone saying anything about Jennifer Aniston. Who says AMH is a failure. If you watch them in interviews, both Brad and Angelina said they didn't expect it to make any money. It came out in summer after all against all kinds of big blockbuster movies but they wanted to tell Marianne's story so I guess if you judge everything by money then it was a failure but if you saw the movie and take something positive from it as I did then they did their job. I guess it's all in your perception of what a good movie is. Picture Perfect, Object of my Affection, Office Space-cute movies with not much to say. Girl Interrupted, AMH, The Good Shepherd, Beyond Borders-in a different class all together.
I LOVE JA, I THINK SHES A GREAT ACTRESS. NO MATTER WHAT OR HOW MUCH CHARITY WORK AJ AND BRAD DO, HOW CAN ANYONE PRAISE AJ FOR THE TRUE PERSON SHE IS, HOMEWRECKER!!!!!!!!!! WITH NO REAGARDS TO ALL THE PAIN SHES CAUSED TO JENNIFER. BREAKING UP HER MARRIAGE AND GETTING PREGNANT ON PURPOSE BEFORE HER DIVORED WAS FINALIZED WITH BRAD. THAT WAS A REAL SLAP IN THE FACE TO JA, KNOWING HOW MUCH BRAD WANTED TO HAVE CHILDREN SO BADLY WITH JENNIFER, AND THIER MARRIAGE WASN'T EVEN OVER YET LEGALLY. HOW COULD AJ LIVE WITH HERSELF FOR WHAT SHE DID OH YEAH BECAUSE SHES A COLD HEARTED B****! JENNIFER IS A VERY STRONG,GOOD,AND CARING WOMAN. BRAD NEVER DESERVED HER ANYWAYS. I WISH JENNIFER THE BEST AND HOPE SHE FINDS HER TRUE LOVE SOON.
9:25 "she was riding the Brad Pitt PR Express"
Speaking of Brad's PR, isn't because of him that Jolie got AMH???? That's the most obvious example of riding Brad Pitt PR express. LOL! And before you say that Jolie was good in the role, well Jennifer was good in The good girl as well. I don't know why some people think that Brad is such a heroe and that everything revolves around him, he is just another actor like many others.
9:25 Brad's people didn't work for Jennifer, she has her own people. When she was starting in Friends, she had small roles in some movies (She is the One, Office space, etc.) and she actually got good reviews for the parts she played. She got her first leading role in Picture Perfect, followed by The object of my affection. I am pretty sure Brad didn't have anything to do with this. She is a talented actress wether you want to admit it or not. What Brad did for her was turning her into tabloid target. Celebrities such as Britney, LL, Paris are tabloid targets because of their crazy lives, Jen is a tabloid target because of Brad.
I agree with you 9:25. 'Nuff said.
I think some of you people think because she made millions of dollars doing Friends that she was a great actress. Friends was a great show with great writing and the entire cast made that show the success that it was.AS for movies, she was riding the Brad Pitt PR Express. Remember when she was with Tate Donovan? She made bad movies and barely was on the Hollywood radar. She marries Brad Pitt and becomes America's sweeheart. His people worked overtime for her and did a heck of a good job. She got better film roles and everyone wanted her nominated for all kinds of things just so they would show up together. She was great as Rachel Green on Friends and good for her but she will never be much more than that.
1:42 a.m.....since when did stealing other people's husbands, carrying a vial of blood around your neck, slashing your wrists and having sex with your brother become normal?
Hmm..anyone ever seen the movie Derailed? Jennifer Aniston does a hell of a job in it. I laugh my a$$ off reading some of the comments. Honestly, i'm more interested in the comments people write then the actual story. How did Jennifers new roles in upcoming movies involve Angelina & Brad? Talk all the crap you want none of what any of us say will have an effect on their careers. By the way Jennifer Aniston didn't start dating brad until 1998..Friends started in 1994. Odd how it took Brad for her to be so successful tho right?
Oh and 1 more thing..funny that she made $1 million dollars an EPISODE on Friends. Thats unbelievable for a person who supposedly cant act.
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2:37 I think Jennifer took both movies from Plan B when she left the company. Those movies belong to her now. Jolie was filming another movie also called Wanted, that has nothing to do with Jen's movie.
THERE'S SOME MISINFORMATION IN THE ARTICLE. THE MOVIES " WANTED"
AND "THE SENATOR' WIFE" IS SLATED FOR THAT WALKING STICK angelina
jolie. LEST WE FORGET THAT ONE OF THE 'PERKS ' OF BEING brad's PARAMOUR
IS STEALING MOVIES AWAY FROM HIS THEN WIFE ( NOW NO LONGER) JENNIFER.
AND LIKE "AMH" jolie IS GOING TO RUIN THESE MOVIES ALSO. WHILE JENNIFER
MIGHT NOT MAKE BOX OFFICE GANGBUSTERS WITH HER MOVIES. AT LEAST SHE
IS NOT GOING TO HAVE ONE OF THE MOST EMBARASSING , HUMILIATING
MOVIE OPENINGS EVER "A MIGHTY HEART." AS IT TURNS OUT, brad SHOULD
HAVE HAD ANISTON DO IT. I HAVE STUDIED JENNIFER ANISTON, AND I TRULY
BELIEVE THAT JENNIFER HAS GREAT ACTING "CHOPS" AS THEY ARE CALLED.
BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER. JENNIFER WILL ALWAYS WIN. jolie WILL NOT BE
THE GREAT STAR SHE COULD HAVE BEEN. SHE WILL ALWAYS BE KNOWN AS
A HOMEWREAKER AND ALL AROUND CRAZY.
Anonymous 2:04: Finally someone that makes some sense. I don't know why people get so worked up when any of these people are mentioned. They all seem to have a great life. I don't think any of them would trade places with anyone here. There is no need to feel sorry for anyone. They are doing just fine.
I can't believe how serious you guys are about people that you don't even know. None of us know these people personally and to make comments about their children, their relationships and what they are thinking is really kind of disturbing. I'm sure they are all nice people. Couples divorce and it doesn't make one bad and the other good. People fall out of love and fall in love with other people every day and we all move on. JA has tons of money, seemingly great friends and from all accounts a good life. Brangelina seem like they are really happy and their kids appear to be very normal. We only see them in photos so how would we know any more than that so to get all worked up over someone else's comments seems a little extreme.


