Story Elias? Story Elias? What the hell where they thinking??
Monday July 30, 2007

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Jenna Elfman gave birth to a son on July 23 in Los Angeles, the Dharma and Greg actress' rep confirms to Usmagazine.com. Story Elias weighed in at 7 lbs., 2 oz., and is the first child for Elfman, 35, and her husband Bodhi, 38.
Elfman's rep tells Us, "[Story Elias'] likes include classical music, a clean diaper, mom's boobs and long naps. Story wants to give big props to his mom for all the hard work."
Only a week old, and he already has his mom's sense of humor!
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Categories: Jenna Elfman | Births
Did she swallow a watermelon?
congrate to her but first child in this age thats not fair.She should have it 5 years earlier.
WOW. She looks like a damn whale in that pic. How is she walking upright? By the laws of physics she should be falling forward.
That is the biggest baby bump I have ever seen. Story elias?!? for the love of l.ron these hollywood people need to use normal names.
Apologies to Wicked from: The Ice Pick, The smell , Tim Tabloid. The Gross Man et al. We won't bother you anymore. Sorry
Another clever comeback. Wow. The Tranny's original!
Wicked = the Deviated Rectum
Deviated Septum, now you're Tim Tabloid? Very unoriginal. What? That was your COMEBACK? Your crack pipe is too small for you now? It'll match what's between your legs, chicita banana. Timmy the Tranny, indeed!
Wicked, tough talk for a pre-pubescent teen. Get some hair there then talk big.
LMFAO lololololololol. Wicked hahahahahhaa
Ice Pick's gang! Oh, what a loser you are! You change the names but post back to back. Funny!!!!!!!!Hahahahahaha. I'm so sorry that you have no friends. Is it from all the meth you're using? Or maybe the hormones you're taking because you're a tranny?
Ice Pick, bring it on, b#@!h!
Ice Pick you are right about the panties. I washed them in a puddle. They stunk even BEFORE I pooped in them.
Hahahahahaha good one Ice Pick. Wicked is a bore. She must be from the South.
Hey gang, Wicked is back! She washed her panties in the stream behind her trailer and tweaked her acorns. Now she's in a fightin' mood.
The Smell/Ice Pick/Chicita Banana. Do yourself a favor and stop embarassing yourself with your silly posts. Bet you've never seen an acorn anyway because of your chicita banana. Silly pervert.
Yikes - her belly did not look good!!!! Blech!
Her and her husband are way out there. I thought it would be even a weirder name than Story, to tell you the truth.
how about Pinocchio...that's a Lovely name 2..
I used to like her before I learnt she was scientologist, ugly name but it matches with Suri and Story when they'll go to scientology's school lol
Congratulations. I find Jenna very funny. Did anyone tell your mothers what to name you? ... may I remind you of a high profile woman who named her daughter Apple?? How about Scout or Rumor?? Geez, now you think Story is odd??
How do they know his likes if they haven't spoken to him yet?
Will she still ask those who oppose Scientology if they rape babies? Or maybe the name will be a play on that stament. "You're raping the Story." "Ok, sure, whatever." "Ha! See! Baby raper!"
Ice pick? Is that you inverted banana?
is k-fed the faher?
Ice pick, is that what you're calling your inverted banana now?
is k-fed the father???
I wonder what the sotry is behind that name. Her stomach, Bridgett's and Naomi Watts look less real than Katie's Holmes and yet no one is giving them flack for it.
Wicked is a deviated RECTUM. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
Hollywood is all about FADS. These idiots can't think for themselves, so they COPY each other, Atkins Diet, Little white dogs, adopting, rehab, no panties, jail time, DUI, bumps. They are suck. No imagination. All BORING. Like Wicked
The Smell/Ice Pick: Do your mommy and daddy know that you're on the internet?



