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Dissecting Signature Style: Jessica Simpson
Wednesday August 15, 2007
Jessica Simpson attends the Jessica Simpson Swimwear Collection after party in Miami Beach, Fl. July 14, 2007.
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Wednesday August 15, 2007
Kevin Mazur/WireImage.com
Yesterday we learned that Jessica Biel is "open and uncomplicated." Today we venture into the dark penmanship secrets of yet another Jessica, this one of the Simpson variety.
Sheila Lowe, forensic handwriting expert and author of The Complete Idiot's Guide to Handwriting Analysis tells Usmagazine.com, "Jessica Simpson's signature features circles upon circles and a heart. The thick, dark line of ink suggest a sensuous nature, someone who seeks the 'finer things' in life."
Simpson's signature also speaks to an inner conflict.
"The large size and large lower loops indicate plenty of physical energy and drive. Yet, while she loves to be center stage, that bid for attention conflicts with the illegibility--on one hand she wants to be seen, but other hand, she’s hiding behind a facade."
Don't miss tomorrow, when we'll have Lowe's opinion on Lindsay Lohan's autograph!
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Posted by Megan Lynn at 12:31 pm ET
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9:11 PM
Anonymous Says:
10:47 PM
JessFAn Says:
Jessica is a really nice person, very genuine...
9:49 PM
Stacie Says:
Can anyone even tell that is really her signature? It's so messy looking. And I hate when grown women use hearts in signatures. That is so high school. The only I can be happy about is that HER coverage has basically dropped off the planet with exception of this big piece of breaking news...sigh...
8:35 PM
nick Says:
Of course she's hiding behind a facade! She is a man, with a bad sex change op, with fake breasts and cheap face surgery. "She" is also a talentless bleep who lies in interviews to try to convince people she is a "singer" and "actor." Yah, lots of facades going there and "she" is too dumb to make any of them convincing!.
8:05 PM
nichole Says:
Love love Jessica! She's gorgeous & I love her smokin hot body! She sweet too!
8:02 PM
Jennifer Says:
Thats a very abstract signature...I like it...better then Jessica B!tch---I mean Jessica Biel's
7:28 PM
Anonymous Says:
Ema dont even say that!
Why would you kill yourself for that bimbo she does nothing for this world.
6:46 PM
Anonymous Says:
I think this signature screams "I need a boob job, I need to plump up my lips, I need to change my hair every two weeks and I need to sleep with someone new every two weeks, even if it is my dad, just to show Nick"....
5:07 PM
Anonymous Says:
Best thing ever happened to Nick was divorcing this nothing and her too controlling sicko father.
5:05 PM
Anonymous Says:
ema I hope you are not serious.
4:58 PM
Anonymous Says:
Jessica needs to get back to work.
4:49 PM
jen Says:
i love u jessica i think ur absolutley amazing...ur hair line to ur cosmetics just all of it the only thing missing was wishing u and nick where still together because he looks horrible with that vanessa..eww hate her..wish nick ans jess where back together well heart u<3 jen
4:13 PM
ema Says:
i love u jessica
i will kill my silf 2 let u know that i love u
4:02 PM
Anonymous Says:
slow news. Who cares she has been?
4:01 PM
ema Says:
i love u jessica so much
and i will kill my silf 2 let u know that i love u
