I think she was doing it on purpose...she took her time "looking" for bills to get more camera time. She is her fathers PR prodigy...Papa Simpson has trained her well! I think I rememeber from her show that she always has a messy as* handbag anyway so finding anything is a chore for her. She's sloppy and messy to begin with.
Just a ploy to get more pics. Did anyone notice how she was poised and pursed her lips...all a cheap ploy for PR! So sad...

I never carry cash, either. No problem, Jessica. At least you smiled, all the while knowing tabloids would have a field day with your mishap. 3:25 is the one who is empty-headed, devoid of descriptive words that aren't vulgar in nature. Water seeks its own level, and 3:25 is in the gutter. No wonder he/she (most likely a jealous she) is cranky.

I can't believe that everyone in the car sat there for so long while she was looking for money and didn't even offer to help her pay!!!! WTF????

Jessica is a beautiful human being! I love her & hope she's happy!!

Can I see Jordan Bratman's teeth? Or has he not been to a dentist?

My own parents were both in their late 30s when they had me, but I actually appeciate that now--they were more mature and financially stable (though I guess money is not a problem for this particular couple). Yes, there are some health risks, but why dwell on that? They just had twins, and we should congratulate them and hope for the best!

New pics of Angelina Jolie,she is prenant.

10:48 PM She could of had a nervous breakdown- it is a by definition "a sudden, acute attack of mental illness due to depression or anxiety.
Causes of breakdown might include:
* chronic and unresolved grief
* chronic or newly discovered illness/ailment
* unemployment
* academic problems
* career burnout
* social stress
* sexual identity
* post-war trauma
* chronic insomnia and other sleep disorders
* serious or chronic illness of a family member
* divorce
* death of a family member
* pregnancy
* a traumatic, violent, or near-death experience
* deception by a loved one.
* unresolved gender dysphoria
The sudden, acute onset of the following mental illnesses might be classified as breakdowns:
* clinical depression
* bipolar disorder
* psychosis
* dissociation
* post-traumatic stress disorder
* severe stress
* anxiety"
The verdict on her problems, and illness, what is what and what lead to what, is still out. A nervous breakdown "snap" is a common problem most healthy and well balanced people MAY go through at some point in their lives. What caused it will determine how you cope with it. As will your personality, and success with the treatment for what caused it.

12:06- It's not jealousy. First you actually have to have something of worth for another to be jealous and everyone knows the only thing she has is a career in the sh*tter. Second I just stated the truth. She has had a ton of plastic surgery lately. Look at the pictures. It's not surprising she's had it though. When you don't even control who you date or what your next career move is or who's going to tie my shoes for me, your going to be insecure. So, in closing, it's not jealousy. It's just that she's really a sad individual who wouldn't know what freedom was if it kicked her in the tits. The only talent she's ever had.

The pages look odd....I dont like it..I dont like change. Period. They need to bring the names back! I dont like this! I have OCD!!! COME ON!!!

♥ Jennifer

OMG yea, the names are gone! OMG I hate this! This sucks! Now I have to sign my name? Dammit, what a waste! Usweekly is losing its fun flair. And some of these comments are in Freefall! Bring the names back people!

♥ Jennifer

516- don't be so jealous- it's really unattractive.

Nice that her friends just sat there and didn't help! Freeloaders.

She getting more and more surgery done. Look at the pictures of her lately. She's looking more and more like barbie meets Pam Anderson. Is that the look your going for Joe. What a pervert her father his making her look like a stripper from the Crazy Horse. Where's the pole Jess? Can you do me a favor and do the bottle trick? Here's five bucks. You'll need it after you release your country album.

US WEEKLY is such a LOSER for publishing this type of "story". Is this incident even gossip-worthy? Must be slow news this week. Lame!!!