You call that running in his bathing suit. I couldn't even see him. I would have liked to have seen his cute tootsie whilest he ran. Aww shucks.

Dude is hilarious. An unselfconscious Star, what a concept. All you squeamish grrlz who want your faux-men waxed and tanned seem to have some sorting-out to do about sexual orientation. See, Mayer's not the least concerned about looking cool, because he really IS cool. Know it's a pretty high concept, but ya gotta love guy who can make fun of himself and The Media - in a Banana Sling.

I think John is continually finding himself as we all are. No judgements made here. Love the guy. Feel he is a genius and highly evolved and spiritually aware. Most people take their entire lifetime to be that open and most never get there. That is why he is where he is. I do feel if his future wife suddenely wrote him out of the blue, he would not really know if she was the one, because he may be too caught up in the action of clubs and material things. Not sure. Maybe it is timing and fate. He is pretty open minded, but he must be really open minded, since she must be for him. It is a two way street. John, you will find her... listen to the signs and follow your heart. Never let mainstream people get to you. those who criticize others wish they could be where they are, not to worry, you are right where you are in life for great reasons and when the time is right you will find her and she will match you on all levels.. and everything will just work out for you two...

xoxo AD

JOHN, honey, there are other ways to work on your 'falsetto' besides doning this, um, fashion statement.

And while you look great in flourescent green and while I'm sure your future wife will want to hear your sweet nothings, she isn't going to care if they are sung in the key of high C!

So, quit your worrying, babe...it'll happen when it happens. Kaname: just be yourself.

I am concerned about Us Weekly because we are in a recession. A lot of us have to cut back on our luxuries.

Don't worry, John. I am sure any beard will be happy to accept you for who you are in the tabloids. They are like that.

John Mayer is a prime example of what fame can do to you.
And John, your head is still bigger than everything else.

whoa, DUDE - at least the guy should get a tan in the nether regions and portions of his legs before putting on some heinous suit such as that! Oh, my GOSH! THAT's what I'd worry about if I were looking for a future wife -- UGH!

His future wife is probably worried about rug burn.

hey, where's my post. I said: he should worry about what his future wife thinks about his "unit-suspenders" instead...

This is funny. You know he is just messing with US Magazine. It's called sarcasm people, don't take anything he said seriously. I usually don't like him because he seems so full of himself but this article makes me soften to him becuase he is making fun of this ridiculous magazine. Now that swimsuit...I am praying this is a joke as well.

Well, he did dump her...Us Weekly just saw it coming before they did.

Well look at that...it's Borat's little brother.

John Mayer is gay!!!!

I'm sorry, but it may come as a shock to John Mayer, but I don't want to see candid shots of celebs that they didn't explicitly give their permission for. I mean, if their problem is with the paparazzi, I agree, they're reckless, they endanger the lives of the celebs they chase and the public that gets in their way, and they invade the privacy of those celebs using telescopic lenses to snap shots from far away unbeknownst to the celeb, and they jump out at that during shopping trips, at the grocery store, taking their kids to school, hopping a plane, etc... I one hundred percent agree that this is dangerous and unfair and I fully support the right of celebs to have their personal lives. However, I still like the magazine. I wouldn't care if they used stock photos from awards shows or premieres or past interviews for the articles. Who cares if we see a celeb on the street? I don't. I like the articles and the beauty and style advice, and the movies/ books/music recommendations towards the back, and the interviews with celebs. And I read everything fully aware that this isn't a source that I should believe wholeheartedly. It's light, idle entertainment. Pure and simple. I feel like John Mayer tries to attract attention to end up in magazines. He's got a big ego and he's the one acting in a way and saying things that land him in magazines. Don't wear a banana hammock reading US and trash US if you don't want to end up in US. I think he might have been the dumb one in the relationship with Jessica Simpson.