· "A man pulled up in a car next to me the other day and asked if he could buy a bag of weed. I was like, 'No, I've got some graham crackers, though.' I mean, I was holding a toddler [son William Atticus, 3]!"
-- Weeds star Mary-Louise Parker

· "If I were to say I never have cravings I'd be lying."
-- Tara Conner on beating her drug and alcohol addiction

· "I hope everybody laughs with me and at me."
-- Kevin Federline on his Super Bowl commercial for Nationwide Insurance

· "I think that the cool thing about not winning is you get to show people, ‘Look, I didn't win but I can still do it.’"
-- Idol runner-up Katharine McPhee

· “I end up being very flirtatious, and people take it the wrong way. I’m very much a prude.”
-- Mariah Carey on why she would never take a guy home from a club

· "I'm a huge chocoholic. I keep bags of mini candy bars in my freezer and I swear I go through five or six of these guys a day." -- Rebecca Romijn

· "He was touching my leg, touching my hair. It is definitely inappropriate to touch someone you don't know."
-- Ivanka Trump on Andy Dick getting touchy-feely with her on Jimmy Kimmel Live

· “Jennifer Hudson would not be where she is today without American Idol."
-- Idol judge Randy Jackson

· "Sometimes I look at what really young girls wear and I can’t believe it — I have underwear that covers more than what some of them have on...For me, I like clothes and I like to wear them to cover up.”
-- Lauren Conrad

· "Whenever Portia [de Rossi] and I are on the red carpet, they're yelling out for her to tell them what she's wearing. But nobody cares [about what I'm wearing] because I have a suit on, even if it's a Gucci suit. That to me is frustrating, because I put effort into getting ready, too."
-- Ellen DeGeneres

· “I know I’m very similar to Tobey [Maguire] because I’ve lost like 500 roles to him over time.”
-- Topher Grace on whether he’s ever mistaken for fellow Spider-Man 3 star

· “I want to be healthy, but in an industry where you can’t wear a sample size because it’s like a 0 or a 2, it makes you feel bad about yourself. To go to a photo shoot, it’s like, 'Ugh, God, can’t you just at least get a regular size, like a 6 or 8 or something?'” –- Mandy Moore

· "Surfing or snowboarding ot playing golf. That's how I keep my sanity. You cannot do this without a sense of humor. Otherwise you get caught pleasuring yourself in a bathroom stall."
-- Justin Timberlake on the pressures of being famous

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