Advertisement

Celebrity News
Madonna Finally Embraces What We Already Knew: That She's a Space Alien
Monday April 17, 2006

56790152.jpg

Getty Images

 

As part of her upcoming tour, Madonna will be giving a crucifix the 70's treatment -- just the way Christ would have wanted it. The New York Daily News reports:

We hear one of the centerpieces for her "Confessions" tour will be a "disco-fied crucifix," as one source calls it. While details of the kabbalist's latest taunt to the Catholic League are shrouded in secrecy, we can tell you Her Madgesty is also hatching another grand entrance.

Word is she'll descend to the stage on a glittering ball covered with diamonds and Swarovski crystals. The ball supposedly costs $10 million and is being constructed in a well-guarded airplane hangar in L.A. "It'll create a blinding light," says our snitch. "Like she's landing on the spaceship from E.T."

She will then return to the far-away dimension where it is acceptable for a grown woman other than She-Ra, Princess of Power to wear a long-sleeved shiny leotard with spangles and pair it with cut-off nude tights.
 
[R&M]

Next Story  Breaking: Bird Pooed on, Not in Cyndi Lauper’s Mouth
Advertisement
News From Trusted US Weekly Partners
FOX NEWS
Advertisement