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CelebNews@Usmagazine.com! - Martha Stewart Shares Her Prison She-Male Adventures With Howard Stern

Martha Stewart, 65, recently told Howard Stern, 52, that “girls that looked like boys” hit on her in prison and asked her out on lunch dates. The doyenne of domesticity and former jailguest stopped by Stern’s Sirius Satellite radio show on Thursday December 14 to share her experiences in the big house, where Stewart spent five months after being convicted in 2004 on four felony counts involving insider trading. Interview highlights below:

On her past crush on Howard Stern:

Martha Stewart: “I don’t have a lot of offers to go out on dates.”

Howard Stern: “I thought there was a point you wanted me.“

Martha: “I did...but then I met you.”

On her brief courtship with Sir Anthony Hopkins:

Martha: “I wish more men would ask me out, actually.”

Howard: “Men are afraid of you.”

Martha: “I know, that’s the whole problem.”

Howard: “Sir Anthony Hopkins...you dated.”

Martha: “Oh, I loved him, but he was...scary. I was going to invite him up to Maine, I have this beautiful home in Maine…but then I revisited because I saw that movie again, [Silence of the Lambs]. I couldn’t get past the Hannibal thing with him. I couldn’t get past it – do you want someone eating your brain while you are sitting in your beautiful dining room in Maine?”

Howard: “What you bring up is true because I had Linda Blair when she was very young on my show, it was after The Exorcist and she was kind of coming on to me, and I was like ‘That’s the chick who’s possessed.’”

Martha: “I would have probably had a very nice relationship with Anthony Hopkins but I couldn’t get past the Lecter thing.”

On her fellow prison inmates asking for dates and business advice:

Martha: “I managed to find a group of women there who were intelligent, had a lot of talk about.”

Howard: “Who came on to you?”

Martha: “Some girls that looked like boys.”

Howard: “What would they say to you?”

Martha: “They would ask me for lunch, a lunch date. They also wanted to learn. I’d have lunch with them. There were girls with mustaches and there were girls with beards. First they’d ask about business. They all had business plans. Everybody in prison has a business plan.”

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