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Morning Rush: Unfamous Still Trying to Become Famous by Dating Britney
Monday April 9, 2007


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· Producer J.R. Rotem jumps aboard the I Once Dated Britney Spears Train having failed to realize that this locomotive derailed awhile ago, and probably won’t get him anywhere.

· The line of fans waiting to have Jenna Jameson autograph their breasts and butts was awkwardly short at the Exxxotica pornvention in Miami Beach, causing her to leave early. “Insiders” blame her (over)estimated "40-pound" weight loss and her botched vaginoplasty.

· Even Paris Hilton’s sometime slaveboy, Stavros Niarchos, is embarrassed to be seen in social situations with Brandon Davis.

· Kurt Russell was knifed in the third grade. By a girl!

· Pharrell may or may not be working on an album with Britney Spears, and making weird Batman similes about it.

· The New York Daily News calls Jessica Simpson out for daring to have a “tragically lifeless ’do” while in the presence of stylist Ken Pavés.

· Naomi Campbell allegedly went on a date with 300 star Gerard Butler. They can throw phones and spears together!

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PagePosted by Noelle Hancock at 8:05 am ET     Permanent Link | 21 Comments
Categories: Morning Rush


10:03 AM Mikki Says:

I feel sorry for Brit. She needs to change the way she thinks. She only seems to be attracted to losers.

9:42 PM Bored Says:

I know we can say what we want, but while we are hear reading and typing trash about her, she's out spending money we will never see in our lifetime, and making millions more.... must be nice..

4:32 PM Anonymous Says:

why is her mouth always open?

4:19 PM Critter Says:

11:23 AM Anonymous Says: i suggested the wigs were attached to the hats many threads ago. but yeah, go anon 10:53 . . . whatever

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Wow, I guess you assume everyone who ever posts here reads every word you write. Talk about an ego problem!

3:52 PM Anonymous Says:

Gerard Butler is the sexiest & gorgeous man I 've ever seen and i know that he would never go out with that phone throwing trash!!!

2:03 PM Anonymous Says:

Wonder if she'll sport a deadlock wig. HA HA HA LOSER

1:32 PM Anonymous Says:

Britney is a talentless, unoriginal pathetic joke.

1:31 PM Anonymous Says:

Britney is a talentless, unoriginal pathetic joke.

1:05 PM amy d Says:

What the hell is Britney wearing? It makes her body looks hefty and yeah that wig gotta go. She looks absolutely ridiculous.

1:03 PM Anonymous Says:

i loved brit when i was six

11:50 AM Anonymous Says:

Media W-H-O-R-E!

11:23 AM Anonymous Says:

i suggested the wigs were attached to the hats many threads ago. but yeah, go anon 10:53 . . . whatever

11:22 AM Anonymous Says:

I agree that vaginoplasty may be a good idea for her...if she sews it all the way up!
Why is she so on the make it seems since rehab????
No kids! But 3 Fling rumours...first the rehab dude, Howie Day and now a BasketBall PLAYER???

Okay so her problem is postpartum with the effects made worse by cocaine and presc. drug use, sex addiction, co-dependency and stubborn as hell!

11:14 AM Levin Inches Says:

I think Brit outta take after Jenna Jameson, and have a vaginoplasty.

On a side note, I didn't think the line at Jenna's table was so short. There were a few more people lined up to see Tera Patrick...but Tera looked better than Jenna did, too. Jenna's starting to look like she's got a little bit of a coke/meth problem.

11:01 AM cheerio Says:

LOL 10:53, I wouldn't be surprised if the wigs are attached to the hats as well. Britney, please shock us by doing something totally out of character, like hiring a stylist!

10:59 AM Jennifer Says:

It's going to skip from being warm here in L.A. to gretting very HOT..in one month or so. Those wigs and hats are gonna be uncomfortable Brit. Maybe you can get hair plugs. Just a thought.

10:57 AM Stacy Says:

Why Brit do you feel the need to go out on Easter and cause a raucous? Couldn't you stay home with your babies on Easter Sunday...chill with family?

10:53 AM Anonymous Says:

What the hell is Britney wearing? Did she make that dress out of some old velvet drapes? And I am now convinced that the wigs are attached to the stupid hats. This chick needs a major style make-over!

10:32 AM Anonymous Says:

Britney is adorable. I LOVE HER!!!

10:30 AM Anonymous Says:

Second! :) What's up with Brit's wig? Hiding the leftover eastereggs?...Happy week y'all!
J.m., I'll call ya later

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