· Uma Thurman and Andre Balazs re-break up.

· After throwing some diva fits, Jesse Metcalfe has been banned from the Mondrian Hotel, which realized before he did that he's not really famous anymore.

· The latest Bachelor (a doctor!) rescued a man that collapsed at the ABC show's wrap party causing producers to grab some cameras ask, "Wait, can you two do that again -- this time with more feeling?"

· Page Six subtly suggests that Ralph Fiennes get an AIDS test after word comes that the stewardess with whom he had a airplane lavratory quickie was a former call girl.

· Kirsten Dunst and Razorlight frontman Johnny Borell are officially cuddling!

· Robert Duvall concedes to shooting blanks.

· Britney Spears' aunt -- with her niece's best interests clearly at heart -- gives an interview comparing Spears to a roller coaster that’s gone off the tracks.

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