Britney for President y'all
Wednesday October 17, 2007

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Neiman Marcus was hit by Hurricane Britney on October 11, as the singer made a ruckus in the swank Beverly Hills department store and let loose with a long rant directed at the judge presiding over her custody trial.
First the pop star commandeered a dressing room (generally reserved for the disabled) to try on a slew of Juicy Couture dresses.
Then, after belting out Rihanna's "Umbrella," Spears told her assistant Bret she wanted her dog London. Learning the Yorkie was in Malibu, 27 miles away, she said, "F-k that. That will take us an hour to drive there. Can't we have the dog messengered over?"
But Spears -- within earshot of an Us reporter and other shoppers -- saved her choicest words for the judge in her custody battle with Kevin Federline, L.A. County commissioner Scott M. Gordon, whose court she had just departed after a 45-minute face-off.
"I hate my judge," Spears declared to Bret. "He is so mean. Just an old fart. He told me I was being catty with him, but he was being catty with me and paid me no respect at all."
Her verdict?
"His job is to sit there and tell people what to do," Spears said. "And that's just so sad, because he gets off on it."
For more info on Britney's latest court drama, her partying, and how she's preparing for her upcoming album release, check out the new issue of Us Weekly, on newsstands this week.
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