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Wednesday December 3, 2008

Ellen Degeneres and Brad Pitt

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On Wednesday's Ellen DeGeneres Show, Brad Pitt appears via satellite from the lower ninth ward in New Orleans and gives the talk show host some tips on how to "catch" George Clooney.

"We need George Clooney!" she tells him.

"Ah, I heard this," Pitt replies. "What have you been doing?"

After telling the actor she's done everything - including sending him Victoria's Secret models and even Kate Hudson to woo him - Pitt tells her, "This is your problem.

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"Get a bunch of Chippendales - [then] he's yours," he jokes. "Three, four ... no less than three [dancers]."

Adds Pitt, "Make one a blonde."

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Kidding aside, Pitt also opens up to DeGeneres about how angry he is that the anti-gay marriage initiative Proposition 8 passed in California.

"That, to me, is an issue of equality, and I go back to the Declaration of Independence - that we are all created equal," says the actor, who had previously pledged $100,000 to fight the initiative.

"We're all free for life, liberty and pursuit of happiness and that proposition was stepping on people's pursuit of happiness, people's liberty, and I don't think it has any place in our definition of America. So I hope we figure that one out."

Adds DeGeneres (who wed Portia de Rossi this past summer), "I hope so too, Brad."

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11:11 PM Kelly Mcgrouty Says:

I guess if you want to agrue against gay rights using a Bible. I want to agrue that I can have sex with your family, kill my wife, marry as many women as I want....
You PEOPLE are sick!

7:23 PM Sad, but true Says:

Question for crazy JALOONIFERS to answer, if they DARE...
(check me if I read wrong but,according to all your ranting posts):

You all have JA on your high pedestal of a virtuous woman who does-no-wrong, sweet, loving, innocent
girl next door, the likes that has never graced this earth. A paragon of virtue whose life was earth
shattered by her archenemy, Angelina. (apparently, according to JA Brad had NOTHING to do with this)
The I-been-done-wrong affair has left her LOST, ALONE, and CRYING "FOUL" for 5 yrs now. (longer
than she was married) Getting you all so hurt on her behalf at the injustice of it all to the point that
you not only vilify him, Angelina but, have dragged into your fray poor innocent children. I mean, you
are really ANGRY, DISSAPOINTED, HATING, passionate true blue fans. I feel your hurt, the injustice
of it all. I admire your anger and appreciate your loyalty for I am also a rightous fighting defender
of the poor, taken advantage of injustice done to the "underdog, the defenseless, the innocent"

OUESTION:
JENNIFER ANISTON had an affair with Tate Donovan whose poor unaware innocent fiancee was
PREGNANT at the time, and due to the stress brought on by JAs affair, she LOST her UNBORN BABY.
Than when that happens JA dumps Tate. Of which to date JA has NEVER apologized, shown remorse,
guilt, sympathy much less taken RESPONSIBILITY, ACCOUNTABILITY for how HER willing CHOICE
not only devastated lives, But cost the LIFE OF AN UNBORN HUMAN BEING.

How does one JUSTIFY the result of this heartbreaking, horrible choice that JA aware of the pregancy,
mind you, voluntary and willingly happily entered into?

How do you COMPARE/JUSTIFY an affair of an ADULT man divorcing his ADULT wife
to that of a woman causing the
.................demise............the.........DEATH of an........UNBORN CHILD?

I really would love to hear how you can and will justify that. Please.

11:04 AM Anonymous Says:

10:34 AM Anonymous Says:

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!! LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!! I wish that The New York Post would print this!!!! True, True, True!!!!!!

10:19 AM Anonymous Says:

Could there ever be a bigger skank than Miss Angelina Jolie? Could there ever be a weaker male, whose stupidity is in such full scale? Could there ever be a more twisted bunch whose lives of others they always crunch? Could there ever have been a bigger scam just for the sake of a wham bam thank you mam? Could there ever have been so rapid a decline caused by a woman with no behind? Has there ever been a more foolish pair than these two who are losing their hair? Has there ever been a more implausible show caused by the nation's biggest Ho? Could there ever be a man so up a pole he traded unlimited hats and kids for all his soul? Have there ever been two so crude with all their faux and attitude? We hope and pray they'll go away but, no, they are back nearly everyday. With the ubiquitous photo-ops. up they pop! Then there's the child of the day and the charming pics of where Mommy shops so gay. Brad looks real bad; he's been had all because he wanted to be a Dad. And the Ho is still as sick, she's just gotten more slick. So she spins, she yarns, she plots, she plants, and Brad Pitt wonders where the Hell went his pants.

5:01 PM Madcapfeline Says:

3:59 PM Anonymous Says:

What is wrong with some of you people. Number One: you can not DECIDE to be gay or not gay!!!! Where in the world did you get that idea? No one would choice to live a life where the world treats you like sh** because you like the same sex. So get over your STUPID THINKING that ANYBODY would choice to live in a world that you are hated. So it is VERY MUCH like the color of your skin. You didn't choice to be white or black did you. A persons sexual preference is part a person body it is a part of a persons soul you are born with it. Why would any one choice to be shamed by the world because they were born different? Stop with the fear based thinking and put your self in an other persons shoes, how would you like to be treated like a leapor? Gay's like every person in the world want to be with the one they love. Why would you keep that from them?
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Number 1: You'll never convince me that is a valid argument on the shear fact that some people were born to rock the boat, everybody loves a rebel, right? And others get their thrills from playing the part of the victim or the martyr. If homosexuality is something that you're born with, then explain to me the recent insurgence of bi-sexual girls in clubs and high schools. It's a choice. Call me stupid if you want, but you're the one being snowed. The thing that kills me though, is that the gay community is up in arms about their "right" to marriage, and their civil liberties being denied, etc. etc. They have all the rights that heterosexuals do, it's just called "union" not "marriage". They're behaving like spoiled toddlers that want the toy that the other kid has. To pitch a b!tch over the use of a word, is at the very least, selfish. There is a level of skewed priorities at work here, like I have never seen before. And it's sad. Very sad.

3:47 PM night Says:

why does anyone even care about Clooney? He is an ugly old man.

9:49 PM Anonymous Says:

I still don't know (I mean I'm not convinced) whether people are born gay or become gay because of their environment.

9:06 PM Anonymous Says:

4:18 PM Barbara Streissand Says:

so, Brad Pitt is now God to America (land of ev*l) and Jolie is Mother Mary!!! how sick and absolutely imm*ral can you all be?? Vietn*m was a huge stuff up and so is Ir*q and you have people like the Jolie-Pitts who have sh*t for brains and all of you are sticking up for these lowlife lowclassed people???????? MAY GOD HAVE PITY ON YOU, BRAD PITT!!!! MAY HE ALSO SPARE YOUR BLACK SOUL WHO IS EQUALLY BLACK TO THAT OF THE DESPICABLE WOMAN YOU HAVE ON YOUR ARM!!! MAY GOD ALSO HAVE PITY ON THE PROUD ARROGANT POMPO*S AMERICANS!!! You have won nothing and you have given nothing but you have taken all with your greed!!! We, the rest of the world, do not look at your country with admiration and awe!!! We abh*rr what you stand for and that is for sure!!! You are a n*sty breed and so much more admiration for those who stand up for God!!!!! It is about RESPECT!!!!!! You dont have it or own it!!!! Pitifull!!!

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Jump back in the bowl of milk you effing fruit loop.
____________________________

F&CKING FRUIT LOOP!!!!!! Now THAT'S funny! I laughed so hard my tea came though my nose!!!! And it sounds like the fruit loop needs to get the cap back on the glue. Quick!!!!!

7:48 PM Anonymous Says:

Brad looks like a pervert. I think he will end up like woody allen one day. The way he collects children is weird.

6:49 PM Anonymous Says:

To the Poster from the Middle East: Brad Pitt does not represent American values or standards. He and his sexually confused concubine are an irritation and embarrassment for many Americans. Pitt was happy to make his money off Americans through fame and media coverage. Consistent with what a shallow spineless weasel he is, he now has antipathy for those things that made him the wealthy little snot who still thinks he is relevant. Like another poster said, we can only hope Psycholina will actually hit him above the waist next time she throws knives at StuPITT.

6:41 PM Anonymous Says:

Jade is a prime example of a chronically resentful person who adds nothing to the discussion. She spews her infantile wrath at someone who makes a point, but can't think of any meaningful counter-point. She can't handle people who are more intelligent and articulate so she throws a temper tantrum and makes fun of the poster who was actually had something to say. My guess is Jade won't be running for public office.

6:19 PM Anonymous Says:

Why don't we stop wasting our time on all these Entertainers
They are people just like you and me.
None of them really help our wallets, bank accounts, life and most of all
SALVATION.
Let us boycott all their products such movies,cds and etc.
Let stop watching movies and buying CDs.
Let us spend more time loving our familly,friends and neighbors.
Let us think about OUR RELATIONSHIP WITH GOD.
AFTER AL. WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE.
Ashes to Ashes, Dust to Dust
This we know, in God we Trust
As an Angel takes our Soul away
From this Body, a temporary stay
As thousands died, Among the Ashes and Dust
This we watched, in God we Trust
A day none will ever forget
Reminded always, from Sunrise to Sunset
So many thoughts on my mind, So hard to write
Writing this, I think to myself, is it right
Wanting so much to write for the one I've met
My true Love, the one I live with, but yet
Ashes to Ashes, Dust to Dust
So many gone, So many missing, In God we Trust
When I go, an Angel will be there waiting for me
Angels with my Soul I will see
Many Angels were created that day
Friends can be Angels, It seems that way
Never forgetting that day, In God we Trust
Their Temporary bodies, now Ashes and Dust

6:17 PM Anonymous Says:

< Romans 12:2 >>
Do not be conformed to this world, but continually be transformed by the renewing of your minds so that you may be able to determine what God's will is-what is proper, pleasing, and perfect.

5:52 PM James Haven Says:

Brad and George always play footise and patty cake with each other under the table when jolie is not looking. he he he he..........

4:26 PM Anonymous Says:

being gay is not in your soul, your soul belongs to god and he wants nothing to do with sin, if he wanted men to be with men he would only made men, read a book

4:23 PM Anonymous Says:

Can't we all just get along? Right now I'm rollin up a fattie

I am with you on that

4:18 PM Barbara Streissand Says:

so, Brad Pitt is now God to America (land of ev*l) and Jolie is Mother Mary!!! how sick and absolutely imm*ral can you all be?? Vietn*m was a huge stuff up and so is Ir*q and you have people like the Jolie-Pitts who have sh*t for brains and all of you are sticking up for these lowlife lowclassed people???????? MAY GOD HAVE PITY ON YOU, BRAD PITT!!!! MAY HE ALSO SPARE YOUR BLACK SOUL WHO IS EQUALLY BLACK TO THAT OF THE DESPICABLE WOMAN YOU HAVE ON YOUR ARM!!! MAY GOD ALSO HAVE PITY ON THE PROUD ARROGANT POMPO*S AMERICANS!!! You have won nothing and you have given nothing but you have taken all with your greed!!! We, the rest of the world, do not look at your country with admiration and awe!!! We abh*rr what you stand for and that is for sure!!! You are a n*sty breed and so much more admiration for those who stand up for God!!!!! It is about RESPECT!!!!!! You dont have it or own it!!!! Pitifull!!!

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Jump back in the bowl of milk you effing fruit loop.

3:59 PM Anonymous Says:

What is wrong with some of you people. Number One: you can not DECIDE to be gay or not gay!!!! Where in the world did you get that idea? No one would choice to live a life where the world treats you like sh** because you like the same sex. So get over your STUPID THINKING that ANYBODY would choice to live in a world that you are hated. So it is VERY MUCH like the color of your skin. You didn't choice to be white or black did you. A persons sexual preference is part a person body it is a part of a persons soul you are born with it. Why would any one choice to be shamed by the world because they were born different? Stop with the fear based thinking and put your self in an other persons shoes, how would you like to be treated like a leapor? Gay's like every person in the world want to be with the one they love. Why would you keep that from them?

3:55 PM Mother Theresa Says:

Can't we all just get along? Right now I'm rollin up a fattie.

3:25 PM Anonymous Says:

1:38 PM Anonymous Says:

so, Brad Pitt is now God to America (land of ev*l) and Jolie is Mother Mary!!! how sick and absolutely imm*ral can you all be?? Vietn*m was a huge stuff up and so is Ir*q and you have people like the Jolie-Pitts who have sh*t for brains and all of you are sticking up for these lowlife lowclassed people???????? MAY GOD HAVE PITY ON YOU, BRAD PITT!!!! MAY HE ALSO SPARE YOUR BLACK SOUL WHO IS EQUALLY BLACK TO THAT OF THE DESPICABLE WOMAN YOU HAVE ON YOUR ARM!!! MAY GOD ALSO HAVE PITY ON THE PROUD ARROGANT POMPO*S AMERICANS!!! You have won nothing and you have given nothing but you have taken all with your greed!!! We, the rest of the world, do not look at your country with admiration and awe!!! We abh*rr what you stand for and that is for sure!!! You are a n*sty breed and so much more admiration for those who stand up for God!!!!! It is about RESPECT!!!!!! You dont have it or own it!!!! Pitifull!!!

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May you have pigs in your home. Your people are dogs. May we see camels flying threw the air and the towelheads coming unwrapped. May your country be nuked and flattened you piece of sh8t!!!!!!!!!!

3:25 PM Anonymous Says:

2:14
I agree kids have it hard these days, they don't need the extra stress

3:20 PM Anonymous Says:

The people voted!!! Geez. Try again at the next election.

3:15 PM Anonymous Says:

2:44 must be on the rag today

3:14 PM Anonymous Says:

2:11 thank's for the post, tell them like it is.

2:44 PM Jade Says:

2:11, Anonymous, not only do you sound completely hypocritical, but you sound like a bigot as well. So how SHOULD marriage be defined? By the way YOU see it? Take your intellectual BS somewhere besides an US Weekly blog if you're so convinced you're superior.

2:34 PM Anonymous Says:

wow 2:14, you need to grow a pair and stop being such a mama's boy! CUT THE CORD BUDDY.

2:30 PM Anonymous Says:

2:14 PM Anonymous Says:

Salute!!!!

2:14 PM Anonymous Says:

I am a gay man, my partner and I have been together for 12 years, we love each other very much but we are both against homosexual couples being "married". We have had a committment ceremony and it was great. He is beneficiary on my life insurance and I am his. My mother is in charge of my medical decisions if I become ill and can not make choices for myself. I have a living will and I have told my mom and partner what my wishes are. I totally trust my mom that she will always consider his feelings if something were to happen to me. But also we both feel it is not in the best interest of a child to be adopted by a homosexual couple. While it is well known that many children need a family, society will make them pay for the actions of their parents. It is not responsible to bring a child into our situation because the child never asked for all the drama that would follow him/her around. Also, even if I were not gay I would still have my mom as my medical contact person. She gave birth to me and she loves me unconditionally so I believe it is her right to have those decisions.

2:13 PM Anonymous Says:

I have strong convictions and I think mother nature did not intend for two men or two women to reproduce; quite obvious. I have gay friends and I connect with them fine. They just cannot convince me that this is right in the eyes of natural law. And I also heard that gays were comparing Prop 8 to civil rights for black people. I say so unfair and totally out of line. I can't control the color of my skin nor can I hide it. Gay people can decide their straight when its convenient for them and being gay is not a mark you wear upon your body for all to see.

so true, right on

2:11 PM Anonymous Says:

Sasha: That's just your emotional opinion. Stop trying to present your agenda as if it is a well established scientific fact known to everyone except the uneducated and bigoted. There is no empirical data to support your absolutest claim. The data tell us that while there are theories, we really do not know what determines sexual orientation and an individual person's response to that orientation. Take you feel good emo-logic and go read a non-fiction book. That's one of the problems in this society: people who insist on changing the definition of things to suit some over-active group who insists that the world must change to conform to their obscure view or belief system. They push the notion that everything is equal and if you don't feel that way you are either dumb, intolerant or both. Guess what: Everything is NOT equal. There are absolutes and standards that don't vary according to situations. It's not OK to define marriage the way you "see it." For many things, there really is a right or wrong answer. It you don't stand for something, you'll fall for anything.

2:10 PM Anonymous Says:

Ive read today that Jolie throws knives at Brad Pitt in anger tantrums. PITY SHE MISSED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

to bad for sure

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