He's hot, he can act, and he should be required to remove his shirt at least once, better if as frequently as possible, in every movie he's in. I'll see anything with Dane Cook in it.
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Dane Cook Gets Evicted
Tuesday September 23, 2008
 Steve Granitz/WireImage.com Comedian Dane Cook has abandoned his legal case to keep the apartment he was evicted from in West Hollywood, TMZ.com reports. Cook was kicked out last year by a jury that found he hadn't followed the building's guidelines to curb his dog. The 36-year-old claimed in his last-ditch appeal that the apartment building - whose previous tenants include John Belushi and Steve Martin - had inspired his work. Cook settled the case, paid the landlord and now owns a $7 million home in the Hollywood Hills. The comic starred opposite Jessica Simpson in 2006's Employee of the Month and with Kate Hudson in My Best Friend's Girl, in theaters now. Join Us on Facebook and Twitter for even more up to the minute celebrity news and photos!
 Posted by Mandi Illuzzi at 12:39 pm ET
Categories: 26 Comments
2:09 PM
Anonymous Says:
2:47 AM
Anonymous Says:
He is funny,and does have a sense of humor,and isa also very attractive. He can make me laugh when I want to cry.... Speaking of crying I love his version of crying it cracks me up!!! lol!!
2:57 PM
Anonymous Says:
dane cook stole all his jokes from other comedians because he has no sense of humor ,and he has nothing better to do but steal jokes from great comedians who actually made up their own jokes instead of being a douch like dane cook
9:16 AM
Anonymous Says:
Dane is the shizit and funny as all hell!
7:54 AM
Anonymous Says:
shame on 2:33am for playing with fecal matter, don't get caught in my yard or you'll be wearing dog dung.
7:51 AM
Anonymous Says:
9:51AM, are you blind? Dane Cook is super hot! He is absolutely hilarious too, if he wasn't funny and is so "boring" like you say, then why has he sold out comedy shows and sold so many of his dvd's all over the country? BECAUSE HE IS FUNNY! Have a sense of humor.
11:19 AM
Anonymous Says:
2:33 You're a little creepy, actually a whole lotta creepy!
2:33 AM
Anonymous Says:
He looks like the kind of Ahole that won't pick up his dog poop. I feel if you have a dog than you need to pick up the poop. I don't care if you are the Queen of England (who by the way has lots of dogs and I'm sure she has someone pick up her poop for her) but at least it is done. This Ahole needs to pick up the poop or pay someone to pick up the poop. When I see someone not pick up poop, I follow them home and put it back on the porch. I bet it makes them wonder (haa-haa-haa). I don't care because I have two dogs and I pick up their poop and it does not bother me to pick up someone else dog poop to put it back onto their porch. I actually enjoy it.
9:51 AM
Danielle Says:
3:10 PM uh-non-uh-muss Says: Dane Cook is NOT a Hottie Hot Hotterson! He is fricken nasty and obnoxious and irritating and BORING! He tries waaaaaaay too hard to be funny. And what's up with the top sides of his eyelids?! He was wearing gogles during his TAN session...hehe
8:44 PM
Anonymous Says:
OK, it is 8:47 ET, and I checked all the articles included in the "Celebrity News" section. Interestingly, you can post a comment to all of them but the article titled "Lynne Spears: Public "Crucified" Jamie Lynn; "Celebrated" Palin's Family ". One wonders if the USWEEKLY's gatekeepers are concerned with Lynne Spears or rather with Sarah Palin... any input from readers?
6:38 PM
peppermintcocoa Says:
So, he's out of the dog house now? What a pOop head.
3:51 PM
Anonymous Says:
Loved him in Employee of the Month..he was so funny!!!
3:10 PM
uh-non-uh-muss Says:
Dane Cook is NOT a Hottie Hot Hotterson! He is fricken nasty and obnoxious and irritating and BORING! He tries waaaaaaay too hard to be funny. And what's up with the top sides of his eyelids?!
2:49 PM
Chelsea Says:
1- Whoever keeps summarizing really needs to stop. 2. Matthew....you are sad...
2:44 PM
SK Says:
Evicted? You can come and live with me anytime you sexy man goody!
2:31 PM
Anonymous Says:
ahahaha@Matthew! No Dane didn't put his dog into the curb so he was kicked out and then his landlord paid Dane rent for his 7 million dollar home.
2:31 PM
Anonymous Says:
1:14 PM Anonymous Says: It's a shame Dane Cook, 36, was evicted from his apartment, but I'm glad he payed the landlord and it was settled, and that he lives in a $7 Million Dollar Home now. I've noticed this kind of post on other articles. What's with the summary for everything?....
2:13 PM
Chelsea Says:
Matthew...PLEASE tell me u are joking right?
2:05 PM
Matthew Says:
Hold on, now I'm confused. The landlord paid Dane Cook 7 million dollars, and Cook had to clean the landlord's poop? Why doesn't anyone summarize?
1:50 PM
Anonymous Says:
Me too Chelsea! I thought he bought his landlord a 7 million dollar home. But I have it together now! :-D hee hee
1:37 PM
Danefan Says:
He is hot and funny great combo
1:37 PM
Chelsea Says:
1:14 PM Anonymous Says: It's a shame Dane Cook, 36, was evicted from his apartment, but I'm glad he payed the landlord and it was settled, and that he lives in a $7 Million Dollar Home now. --------------------------------------------------------------- Thank you for summarizing that article for us...I wouldn't have understood it without you.
1:33 PM
Anonymous Says:
Curb his dog?
1:18 PM
Anonymous Says:
He looks really good in that picture! That's my baby daddy!
1:14 PM
Anonymous Says:
It's a shame Dane Cook, 36, was evicted from his apartment, but I'm glad he payed the landlord and it was settled, and that he lives in a $7 Million Dollar Home now.
12:45 PM
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