Posted by Lindsay Powers at 11:36 am ET
- Heidi and Spencer are not legally married for a dang good reason. They are in this to make money. Us covers this crap because the weirdos who like her want to read it, and those of us who can't stand them keep hoping an article will publicly humiliate them to the point where they finally duck into a hole with the money they've made.
- People calling them "hot shots" clearly are forgetting the music video "higher". A hot shot can get an actual producer, director, camera crew... well anything other than a hand-held Speidi Cam, a boombox (people still have these?), a towel and sunscreen and fake radio static. A hotshot doesn't get dropped by a crappy clothing company. Even Kevin Federline can get an album made and released!
- Spencer is disgusting, has no respect for women and a creepy flesh-colored beard. He's using Heidi because he doesn't have breasts and couldn't come up with his own publicity stunts without her. People saying he loves Heidi? Please, he is nothing more than a possessive weirdo who would probably stalk her if she left him.
- Heidi is probably still a good person somewhere under that ugly Barbie costume. Her plastic surgery is considered botched because it didn't make her more beautiful. No one cares she got surgery, it's the fact that it made her look more ridiculous than human. She may have had a big nose and a flat chest, but she looked like a real person, and when she smiled she actually looked happy, instead of a fake, for-the-camera smile.
- Can't wait until their 15 minutes is up!
