And here I thought I was the only one that IMMEDIATELY thought he fell because he was drunk. He's gotta clean up his act before he has a "next time" and he's not so lucky. If he was drunk, that's what could have saved him from a busted body, being limber due to excessive alcohol. Beauty IS only skin deep, huh?

NICE...HIS PUBLICIST (IF HE STILL EVEN HAS ONE) COULDN'T COME UP WITH SOMETHING MORE CREATIVE THAN "HE ACCIDENTLY SLIPPED OFF A BALCONY," QUITE A COINCIDENCE THAT HE ALSO HAPPENED TO BE HOSTING A PARTY AT THE TIME...HMMMM...I WONDER IF PEOPLE WILL BE SMART ENOUGH TO PUT TWO AND TWO TOGETHER...THEN AGAIN, HE'S A CELEB (HAS-BEEN), AND WE ALL KNOW CELEBS (HAS-BEENS) ARE KNOWN FOR THEIR SOBRIETY AND RESPONSIBLE ACTIONS...SORRY, JESSE BOY, THIS ONE IS JUST TOO FUNNY TO LET SLIDE...TOO BAD YOU'RE GOOD LOOKS WILL FADE WITH EVERY DRINK YOU POUR =(

I bet he bragged to everyone he was on Desperate Housewives, hit on every skirt in the room, banged down one last shot and flipped off the balcony with a lampshade on his head.

Thank you Us Magazine! Another story about a completely irrelevant has-been. I'm not kidding, these are my favorite kinda people. The ones who could have been something, but because of their own idiocy, they've dissapeared into obscurity! Team Jesse Bradford, or Metcalf or whatever the heck his name is. Please continue to get drunk and make a complete fool of yourself. Like becoming unimportant isn't a big enough blow to your ego already. You should be out somewhere hanging out with Tara Reid.

Drunken fool.

i read somewhere that he is always waisted

That's horrible, but I'm just glad he's ok.

that's what you get when you're a drunk idiot. too bad he was yummy in john tucker must die. i'd hoped he'd go somewhere...but he didn't...shame.