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Lance Armstrong: I Want Women "Hotter Than Doughnut Grease"
Wednesday September 10, 2008
 Jeffrey Ufberg/WireImage.com Cycling legend Lance Armstrong has been linked to an array of A-listers like Kate Hudson, Sheryl Crow and designer Tory Burch, but he doesn't have a type. "I don't discriminate -- on anything," he says in the October issue of Men's Vogue when asked if he prefers blondes. He then explained that he likes women who are "hotter than doughnut grease." See photos of Us' Cads of the Year. The 37-year-old announced Tuesday that he's returning from retirement with the goal of winning his eighth Tour de France. In 1996, Armstrong had a 50 percent chance of survival after being diagnosed with testicular cancer that had spread to his lungs and brain. "With a life-threatening illness, you win and you live on," he told Men's Vogue. "You lose and you die. After I gained that perspective, I hated the notion of losing." Join Us on Facebook and Twitter for even more up to the minute celebrity news and photos!
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Categories: 62 Comments
9:42 AM
Star Says:
You know, if I went for a guy with his track record, I'd be responsible for whatever heartbreak I got from him. A man's history, just like a woman's, can predict the future of a relationship 99% of the time. At some point every person needs to take responsibility for their own bad decisions. With that said, Lance an amazing athlete, a true legend.
2:03 PM
richardxmagnum Says:
If any woman wanted to have a kid she would be grateful to have a man who had one nut that worked or even a small Mr Wiggly.Slamming Lance with one nut remarks is like slamming a woman with one breast.
4:13 AM
Anonymous Says:
Mr. One Nut is still trying to prove his manhood. Ball one, keep trying.
9:32 PM
Anonymous Says:
Way to make yourself sound good Lance. I used to admire you. Now you're just another Hollywood ass.
4:34 PM
mp Says:
Take away the money and fame and all you have left is a skinny man with one nut. He should know that the flavor's in the meat! Oh well, a desperate wannabe will date him and make a name for herself. Fake orgasms? Happens all the time. Bad sex is better than no sex Lance.
3:42 PM
Samantha Says:
He WAS married to his ex when he got cancer, she did stick by him and nurse him while taking care of their 3 kids. He should thank GOD his cancer is in REMISSION...its never really gone, just lurking in some other place and can just as easily manifest itself again. Wake up buddy! You can ride but you can't hide.
3:31 PM
Anonymous Says:
99% of men are jerks...with that said I would totally have a one night stand with him.
3:28 PM
Anonymous Says:
he is a shallow a**hole
2:59 PM
Anonymous Says:
It looks like Lance's face has been dipped in doughnut grease.
2:56 PM
Anonymous Says:
With a face like that and only one n@t I'll bet he's seen more fake orgasms than any man on the planet.
2:52 PM
Anonymous Says:
Funny? He looks gay. I always thought he was. I wondered if a one testicle gay could enjoy sex. Sounds like he can't.
2:45 PM
Shaman Says:
One Nut better be careful. If he keeps p*ssing off nice ladies like these he'll be call No Nuts pretty soon.
2:40 PM
Lance Who? Says:
One Nut keeps trying to prove his manhood. It's not his missing nut that's the problem, it's the mini appendage above them, which is WAY smaller than his inflated ego. He's not even good looking.
2:30 PM
Anonymous in TX Says:
Well, well, another playa. I commend him for his accomplishments on the bike and for beating cancer, but he goes through women like most people go through underwear. He had someone classy and beautiful like Sheryl Crow and then dumped her-that sort of tells the story right there. Guys like him and John Mayer who are just not that wonderful or good looking should feel glad they have their money to keep them warm at night!
1:27 PM
Anonymous Says:
In this picture Lance looks like a miniature Charlton Heston.You womens are too hard on him.
1:24 PM
Anonymous Says:
He'll hook up with some dim witted model.
12:25 PM
Anonymous Says:
shallow fry and good to go
12:04 PM
Anonymous Says:
Lance: you are ugly :)
11:56 AM
Anonymous Says:
As a rule, women who are hotter than doughnut grease would be looking for a man who is hotter than doughnut grease. Sorry Lance that is definitely not you!
11:20 AM
Anonymous Says:
I can't stand this guy. Sheryl Crow deserves much, much better than him.
10:49 AM
K. Alexander Says:
This must be the Pig that wears the lipstick that Obama and Mccain are talking about.
9:28 AM
Anonymous Says:
Classy.
9:05 AM
Anonymous Says:
Mat 16:26 And how do you benefit if you gain the whole world but lose your own soul in the process? Is anything worth more than your soul?
9:00 AM
brown-eyez Says:
Problem is...Lance thinks he is hotter than he is..he is not cute.sorry. take away the money, fame and famous friends..and he is ugly.sorry.not attractive at all
4:16 AM
Nikki Says:
He is such a pompous idiot. So all the people who die from cancer are "losers"? What a moron.
3:18 AM
Jeez Says:
What a Man-Slut!
12:52 AM
Anonymous Says:
This is funny considering I just saw him having dinner in Aspen 2 nights ago with 3 ugly chicks. Mind you he hardly paid an iota of attention to any of them. He was focused on the blonde at the bar! Not to mention he treated the staff like crap. What a pompous ass
12:15 AM
olive oil Says:
Couldn't stand him before, now I REALLY despise this player. No wonder his ex divorced him. His poor little daughters must be so proud of their daddy.
11:32 PM
Glad I'm Not Famous Says:
8:01 anonymous says: Women can smell money like a fart in a car on a hot summers day.
11:14 PM
Anonymous Says:
LANCE IS BORED WITH WOMEN THATS WHY HES GOING BACK TO HIS TRUE LOVE.RACING BIKES.HOPE YOU WIN AGAIN LANCE !!! Post new comment |
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