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Eva Longoria Makes “Sex Tape” for Will Ferrell
Tuesday October 2, 2007
Tuesday October 2, 2007
The rumors are true! Turns out there is an Eva Longoria sex tape.
The 32-year-old Desperate Housewives star has teamed up with Will Ferrell and is mining One Night With Paris, Paris Hilton’s sex tape with Rick Salomon, for comedic gold.
The newlywed filmed a spoof of the homemade porn -– complete with vision-style – with comedian Eric Christian Olsen (aka: “Perry Hilton”) for Ferrell’s comedy site “Funny Or Die.”
“Are you sure we should be doing this?” Longoria whines at the beginning of the tape while peering into the camera.“What if it gets out? It could be really embarrassing.”
“Don’t worry baby,” Olsen replies. “I’m going to put it someplace safe, like the glove box of my car.”
The scene is followed by a pillow fight and a shot of Olsen on the hotel phone. “Hello, hotel? This is Perry Hilton. Listen, if you hear yelling coming from our room, don’t worry, it’s the good kind!”
Instead of sex, the video shows a silly montage of Longoria jumping on the bed, and Olsen doing push-ups while the actress sits on his back reading a magazine.
“Are you sure no one’s ever going to see this?” Longoria asks again, while primping. “Because one day I might want to marry a really cute basketball player or something.”
The parody ends with Longoria pleading for "Hilton" to come to bed. “I have an audition tomorrow for something called Desperate Housewives.”
Olsen cracks: “That sounds like crap!”
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Posted by Noelle Hancock at 1:26 pm ET
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2:40 AM
Celebrity Sex Tapes Says:
6:16 PM
brad Says:
i think she's the spiciest little tart on two feet!
4:10 AM
Anonymous Says:
Did any one of you actually read the article? Or did you just look at the pictures? They did this as a "spoof" (otherwise known as parody???). None of this is real! Eva is beautiful & talented as far as I'm concerned. I've seen her in Desperate Housewives & she is pretty damn funny...& that comment about not hiring the extremely beautiful...um hello jackass that was a joke. People that have a brain & a sense of humor got it. I can't believe someone that can't read and comprehend has the balls to make a public comment as incoherent as that. And only people that are insecure about themselves would say that someone who is obviously not ugly, is unattractive. "Oh God! She has a sense of humor AND is cute??!!? Quick say something bad!" Idiots.
4:13 PM
Anonymous Says:
Eva L is the only one who loves Eva L. After she made the comment that the reason she doesn't get hired for movies, TV roles etc. is because Hollywood just won't hire the extremely beautiful......the little I did care of her prior to that went out the window. Look in the mirror again Eva you are NOT one of Hollywooods extremely beautiful. You are not ugly but you are no Catherine Zeta Jones sweetie.
2:42 AM
Anon Says:
I don't think ANYONE thinks this is real - certainly, no one has indicated as much. It's obviously a joke and it's CLEARLY credited as one. But keep on calling people pathetic on the internet. It must feel nice.
1:16 AM
Anonymous Says:
It sounds fake.
It's pretty damn pathetic if you guys believe this is real. Make your own damn sex movie, get over the fact that celebrities have a sex drive too, and although i HIGHLY doubt all this would REALLY be said during intercourse of any kind, & let them live it up.
If they have sex BEFORE marriage, whatever.
It's life.
You live, You learn, You have sex a few times.
5:51 PM
C♥M♥B Says:
Somebody sounds jealous!!! Geez...you people can be harsh! Eva Longoria might not be actress of the year but she sure isn't as horrible as JLO...so quit hating! And if she was soo horrible then she probably would've been killed off of desperate housewives by now! She's a great actress with a hot bod and you ppl just seem jealous!
5:29 PM
Anonymous Says:
wow..eva longoria's a bad actress? I think she's hilarious and hot! You suckk!
5:28 PM
Anonymous Says:
RETARDED....why do we like eva again????
3:43 PM
WHAT?/?/ Says:
I DON'T LIKE EVA LONGORIA. SHE'S THE WORSE ACTRESS EVER.. EVEN WORSE THAN J.LO. WHAT?? JUST BECAUSE SHE COMES OUT IN A SHOW HALF NAKED,,OOHH,, SHE'S AN ACTRESS!!! S#IT!!!PLEEZZ
WHAT GOOD MOVIES OR SHOWS HAS SHE BEEN ON???? ANYONE???NONE
I WISH SHE WOULD JUST GOOOO AWAY. I DO LIKE TONY PARKER THOUGH, MET HIM ONCE, HE'S COOL. I KNOW WHY SHE MARRIED HIM THOUGH. AND I'LL KEEP IT TO MY SELF.
3:38 PM
Anonymous Says:
Its funny. But it would've been even funnier if she really did have sex with Perry Hilton. That is entertainment at is finest.
3:33 PM
liz Says:
Sounds like Eva has a sense of humor.
3:22 PM
ASHALEE Says:
This sounds stupid.
