Can there even BE a mother more desperate for attention than Dina Lohan?

*In Unison* "We have seen Lindsey naked and in every sexual position that you can think of." The ONLY thing that makes sex with her tolerable is imagining that she's the luscious Kim Kardasian. She has the body of a man and her freckles make us want to gag. This is WHY we only sex Lindsey when ALL of the lights are out. That is all.

I am sick of people using the term "white trash" that is as bad as the "N" word or any other racist slurs!

She looks like what would happen after too much radiation - orange - Is this supposed to be a tan??

yeah.... cause she only takes her clothes off for CLASSY magazines.

what a joke

dunedain wrote:the sky darkens in the east.does the dark lord dare move against us on this night.he must be at his end trying all he has left.he knows honor lives deep in the west.he cannot defeat us we are stong in both mind and body.what is this new threat he marches against us.many have been the armies of the east with splendor and evil machines of war.poisonous twisted evil creatures bentfordestruction.foul
is their stench and even fouler is their black hearts.i sound the war horn as smoke rises in the east.yes the dark lord has sent his new srevant against the brotherhood of the dunedain.i wisper tomybrothers,"beware
a new threat is upon us".we have yet to see its face,but can smell its putresence nonetheless.the rangers of the north dig in.an ambush in the shadows is the greatest allie of the ancient dunedain.all present know their role,its second nature to hunters of evil.my sword is unsheathed ready for strike and the bows of my brothers are fit with their arrows,ready to find their mark.the evil creep closer,but wait what is this new creature bred in the pits of uttumno.a smile breaks upon the faces of my two brothers and my own.we look at each other and give a nodofsatisfaction.has
the dark lord run out of evil to bear against us.is there no more twisted people.

And the world takes a collective sigh of relief...

Dina never said Linds WOULDN'T, Dina said Linds hasn't been INVITED TO yet.
Dina's a $$ ho, she'd endorse it in a heartbeat.

Now that we've seen her naked, we know why Playboy never asked her to pose! Playboy puts women in the magazine that have beautiful faces and beautiful bodies, not women that have saggy breasts,flat asses and terrible looking skin!

Everything that comes out of the Lohans' mouths is priceless. They're all hypocrites. Here's some advice: remove head from sphincter, then talk. Or better yet, to Dina Lohan: disappear and try being a mother to your mealtickets..I mean children.

Please tell me little Miss Freckles will not show off her saggy implants and nasty va jay-jay once again. It's not a pretty sight.

we've already seen it all, what else is there to see?

Maybe if we cut out pics of her topless and the exposed crotch shots, we'll get an idea of how her playboy spread will look like! The only problem we might have is mismatching her awful, uneven spray tan.

Who really cares if Lindsay Lohan was offered to pose in playboy or not!?

This white lady is orange! It just does not look good on her...Enough with the self tanner.
Orange trash-instead of white trash!