He looks like a gross boy who's father owns a pizza shop!!!!!! EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

We all KNOW that everything they say or do is PREMEDITATED. All on PURPOSE.

C’mon people, everything is REHEARSED!

Isn’t it funny how Papa Pervert pretends NOT to diss Nick but throws kudos for John?! Yeah right ya LIAR. He’s just seeing dollar signs & a way to get Jess liked again by the public. (As if that could ever be possible, NOT!)

Just another marketing ploy to get our sympathy & to try & make Nick Jealous. Sorry Simpsons, but it aint happenin you freaky selfish perverts.

And the BEST part is…

Jessica admiting she’s ACTING & SOUNDING like a DONKEY!! LOL!!!

Instead of holding up a sign that says, “I Lost My Voice!”
She should hold up a sign that says… “I LOST!”
And I mean that on every level!! LOL

EWWWW is right.. She IS getting UGLIER & I’m talkin….FFFUGLY!!!

PS: I just lost all respect for John Mayer now that he's with someone like Simpson. Gonna trash his CD's.

this is hilarious

ok three thing
my DD ice coffe ( md ice, extra skim milk no sugar, yuca fries - my favorites-and,caramel ice cream-)

Hey Nadine & Texas C. anyone hear from Fake she lives in Fl.

suzy, did you go to see pat benatar on tour this year? I went to see her when she was in town...all i can say is she is EXCELLENT live!!!! wow! I was impressed!

I would as for fresh fruits and melons, prepaired in bit-sized portions and cold as cold can be without being frozen, hot and sour soup without the pork and with finely chopped water chestnuts, icy cold dasani water, a super-sized can of planters delux mix nuts, pistachios unshelled, seeduction bread from whole foods, sweet gorgonzola, european butter, almond stuffed olives, jalepeno stuffed olives, prosciutto, lindt lindor milk chocolate and white chocolate truffles, See's cashew brittle, See's key lime truffles, See's apricot truffles, a healthy and hot meal for my crew and I, comfortable seating in the dressing room, french milled soap in the shower area, vanilla scented of course, egyption cotton large bath towels, a chi hair dryer, biolage shampoo and condition smoothing line, biosilk hair silk, a comfy pair of flip flops, soft drinks or dasani for the fans at meet and greet, security detail, complimentary tickets for guests of the artists within the first 3 rows, center stage, restocking food supplies (fresh fruits, veggies, drinks, sandwich supplies with hellmans light, dijon mustard and fixings, haagen daaz pineapple coconut ice cream for me, and whatever preferred flavors for the crew, tangerine sorbet, pear sorbet, sugar free dryers fruit pops, a massuese with proper table, a dog handler for my dog to play with her and keep her company while I am working, and to walk her/pick up after her, and finally, if I am staying over night in town, accomodations at a luxury hotel, nonsmoking rooms, for my crew and I located within 50 miles of venue, and no closer than 20 miles in larger cities, in smaller cities I would stay on the bus, so I would need someone for cleaning the bus inside and out, be able to empty the latrine of sewage, check air pressure of tires, and fluids, etc. that's off the top of my head, of course there would be more, but that's all for now.

He kinds looks like edward scissor hands.

My backstage must-have would be us weekly of course! :)

I'd feel stupid asking for a bunch of stuff, what happened to bring your own? I guess I'd ask for beer and wine, a cheese, meat, and crackers platter for people to nibble on, and a t.v or radio for background noise. I mean, who can't bring their own lip balm or gum??

funny, I'm sure that's how Jessica lost her voice, only it wasn't a popsicle she was sucking on...

I double that, Nasra! He's so yummy!!!

i mean he looks like a meercat... lol

Yeah Kristy, Seasons 1-10 of Friends would be on my list! Also every season of Sex and the City! I would also ask for lots of fruit and water (but I would secretly be wishing for kettle chips, pizza, and french fries!!)

when i think of crazy glue i think of the movie american pie, kindof makes me wonder