At Usher’s debut in Chicago in NYC.

DONOHUE: Fun fact: Oprah’s pet nickname for her is Old Yellow.
WOLF: This King is her own court jester.
KEMBLE: Introducing Oprah’s BFF: Biggest Fashion Fool.
AHERN: I see Orange Julius hired a new mascot.
NOVIK: Gayle moonlights as a salsa instructor during the weekends.

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KRISTIN CALLAHAN
/ACE PICTURES

At the 8th Annual Pageant of the Masters Gala Benefit in Laguna Beach, CA.
SCIUTTO: If you throw her in a casket, the look will be complete.
NOVIK: The 21st incarnation of Morticia Addams.
AHERN: If you ever wondered what happened to Carrie’s prom dress, look no further.
BRICKLEY: From Desperate Housewife to evil stepmother.
RADE: Is the belt cutting off the oxygen supply to her brain?

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JESSE GRANT
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Waiting for the valet to park her car in L.A.

RADE: Debra shouldn’t be Messing around with fashion.
NOVIK: Desperately vying for a role on Weeds.
AHERN: What Not to Wear . . . to a garden party.
SCIUTTO: Recently accepted a job as a flight attendant on Hawaiian Airlines.
KEMBLE: Debra tries to blend in with the foliage in an attempt to hide from the paparazzi.

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OUTOFSIGHT.COM
/SPLASH NEWS

At the HBO Primetime Emmys afterparty in West Hollywood.

WOLF: American Idol? Yes. Fashion Idol? No.
SCIUTTO: Auditioning for the lead in My Fair Lady on Broadway.
DONOHUE: The Little Mermaid meets Gone With the Wind.
NOVIK: Castanets sold separately.
KEMBLE: Who’s her partner on this season’s Dancing With the Stars?
BRICKLEY: The culprit behind the missing linens at the Cowell residence.

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MICHAEL WILLIAMS
/STARTRAKSPHOTO.COM

At MTV’s TRL in NYC.

WOLF: Inspired by this outfit, John Mayer wrote a song for Jessica: “Your Body Is a Blunderland.”
KEMBLE: Nick must have gotten the stylist in the divorce settlement.
BRICKLEY: Jessica’s failed attempt to bring hot-pant lederhosen into fashion.
ROSE: Introducing Daisy Duke’s Bavarian cousin, Helga.
AHERN: Can this magician’s assistant make herself disappear?

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KEVIN MAZUR
/WIREIMAGE.COM

Shopping with daughter Stella Banderas in Beverly Hills.

DONOHUE: For a wedding anniversary gift, Antonio Banderas finger-painted
it himself!
RADE: Earlier today, Melanie mud-wrestled Vivica A. Fox for this dress,
and won.
NOVIK: Peace sign and bong not included.
WOLF: This isn’t Working, Girl.
ROSE: You know it’s time to throw a dress out when it starts to grow mold.

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DAVID AGUILERA
/SPLASH NEWS