Josh Hartnett at Giorgio Armani Prive in L.A. February 25, 2007.
Jeff Vespa/WireImage.com

· Josh Hartnett was spotted at an NYC bar cuddling a blond model on his lap who was not his usual ladycompanion Penelope Cruz.

· Some awesome things you probably didn’t know about actor-turned-professional-binge-eater Marlon Brando: He would frequently row himself out into the middle of a lagoon and tuck into a 5-gallon tub of ice cream, and had friends do secret Whopper drops into his yard when his girlfriend put him on a diet.

· Barbara Walters and her big NBC limousine gave hope to the “hookas” of the night.

· Kate Middleton: Our Princess of Party.

· A waitress gives a rather adorable play-by-play of what it was like to serve Leonardo DiCaprio a chicken club. Complete with cellphone picture!

· Fred Thompson is leaving Law & Order, probably to make a run for the White House, even though L&O gets way better approval ratings than the president. (Dick Wolf for veep, anyone?)

· If anything ever happens to Carmen Electra or Penelope Cruz, it’s nice to know we’ve got lookalike backups in Keri Russell and sister Monica Cruz. It’s just like in The Island!

Hollywood Execs Don't Like Lindsay Fully Loaded