Monday June 19, 2006
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Paris Hilton got a surprise at Macy's last Friday when a mustachioed dude surfaced in the line of women who'd shown up to her new fragrance launch. According to the New York Daily News, the hotel heiress asked the man how she should sign her photo.
"Make it out to 'The Guy Who Has My Storage Locker Stuff,'" said David Hans Schmidt, who then introduced himself as the broker of the secret diaries, videotapes and snapshots that he tried to auction off for $20 million when she didn't pay her storage bill. He then brought out one of Hilton’s photographs of herself as a little girl holding baby sister Nicky. "That stuff can't be published," the wide-eyed Hilton told Schmidt.
"Like your sex video?" Schmidt shot back. Hilton told Schmidt she'd meet with him in L.A. She also signed his picture: "To David, Love Paris Hilton xoxo."
While Hilton may have thought that a peace offering of x’s and o’s was the way to go, an easier route would’ve been spritzing the man in the face with her new aroma and letting the resultant convulsions do the rest. Odors cling to ‘staches, after all.
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