Um....Jennifer ??? 11 ?? Iam guessing that you are a 50 year old male who dreams about 11 year old children
Wednesday March 21, 2007

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According to Paula Abdul, Simon Cowell doesn't have a big head, after all.
Abdul, 44, revealed on The Late Show With David Letterman that she’d never bed her 47-year-old American Idol co-star, because, well… “”his nickname is 'Small Ben.'”
And while Simon seems to relish the tongue-lashings he doles out on a consistent basis, we always had the feeling he was overcompensating for something.
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Em, you have no point yourself except to prove that a mind is a terrible thing to waste and ignorance is at an all time high. And your epitome of both! You alone are already an f*ck!ng idiot and you show no class in the way you don’t zoom in on the good and make bad things worse. Who are you to say I am lying when you barely even know who I am. You know what? I took some time to apologize to you and you wont take part in my ways of saying sorry. But that is okay that you do not believe that I am 11. Many people say daily that I am very mature for my age and do not believe I am 11 too. You are one of those people. I go out to a coffee house and people say, "how old are you. Oh my god! You are eleven! You are so mature for your age!" Or, I go to get my hair done and the stylist says, "are you sure you are eleven?" I say "yes" she goes "you are too dang mature to be eleven!" I say "That’s how things are I guess." And you choose to take a girl who is mature for her age and claims to be 11 and pin her down with words. Do you think that is very smart of you? Do you need some kind of special help? I will NOT call you a b!tch. Know why? Because I KNOW you strive to be called that each and every day, smoking pot and downing scotch and jinn behind your computer, criticizing a girl who has priorities and a point. You just seem to be the evil jack@$$ that doesn’t have any self esteem and wants to take it out on other people who are here to look at gossip columns. I tried to apologize for wasting your time and you denied it. P!ss on you! I'll tell you also that 11 year olds--at least some that are mature like me drink coffee in the morning--including those Starbucks frappuccinos, damn I am addicted to those!--so, what does that have to do with you. I am done with your rants and criticism. I will tell you one more time Em, to get a life! A real life!
Jennifer, you stupid B!tch! Tryin to teach us a lesson, what with your 11 yr old mentality. You are a fking idiot seriously! You are 11 and homeschooled one day, the next day, you are drinking coffee teaching us lessons?? You come on here and start up so much sh!t under a different name daily and then play lil miss innocent and "play nice" like you do nothing wrong, you are a fake @ss b!tch as far as I am concerned and next time you want to talk
sh!t to someone or about someone, do it on a page I am on, so I can keep calling your lyin' @ss out!! Bring it B!tch!
PS.Tell Sybil I said FK YOU too!
Okay... so many comments here are absolutely appalling. what is wrong with you? Gang rape? She'll die alone and childless? The woman made an unfunny joke so lets say every horrible, sick thing that comes into our heads? Good god... I'll say it again: what is wrong with you?
I am willing to bet that Simon gets very happy whenever he sees Old Drugged Out Wh*re, because he get's to think about the 18 year old girls he get's to hook up with every night. He probably looks at Paula and her saggy a$$ t*tties, and thanks God that he doesn't have to see that sh*t naked.
Yea, LOL nadine you are so dang right!
To A*****too much info there !!
Have fun
Jennifer dont forget -P- that is what i have to do now.
LOL, I can't get over this: you guys are all like this one big family that can't make nice. There is always an anonymous, A, E, Emliem, Mish, F@ke--now I'm trying to teach you guys a lesson. Have a good morning all. For now, I need coffee.
A - this is why you stink. Take a long hot bath with lots of detergent.
SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Now all of you get some rest. Goodnight.
Looks like one of her boobs is smaller than the other.
And from the looks of that picture....Paula's nickname should be Droopy Boobs.
Paula will end up a lonely alone woman without any children.
7:42 The Dean: ...nope, i wouldn't watch that...besides, isn't school back in session...anything - to help you get over your misogynist bent :)
90 percent of the time she dresses like a trainwreck. Super gawdy clothes, way too much jewelry, way too much make-up and always way too much for her dwarf body. You should have seen her in high school. Her nose was spread clear across her face. Super ugly. She's all surgically altered. Fake boobs, fake everything including fake personality.
Paula is nothing close to sweet.
one simple word: SWEET
She has no business talking about his penis looking like she does.....I want to know why are her udders sagging like flap jacks? I thought she had implants? She did last year, she must have had them removed. Now they look like tube socks.
My bad small ben still funny
I don't care... For him to be called Little Ben is pretty d!#&" funny.. Can't wait to see what Ryan is going to say next show about that......
No matter how annoying she may be she doesn't deserve to have comments like you guys are making. That just isn't cool. Besides, she isn't affecting your life-she is just another Hollywood person to feel sorry for.
7:28 Dean lol
How funny would it be if FOX made a new show starring Paula, and Simon? In this show Simon is still a judge, but Paula is kind of like a host. We get three different men that gang rape the sh*t out of her, and Simon judges these men on creativity, and punishment points. Tell me you wouldn't watch that.
The Dean -agree
Paula doesn't catch germs and diseases...she gives them.
I am not a loser, but I am probably a jerk to dumb sl*t's like Paula. She is just another faceless Hollywood pill popper, who has nothing to offer. Yes, I would violate her with the handle of a plunger, but she is about 7 years past her expiration date.
Simon wouldn't touch this little Arab midget with a ten foot pole. She would sleep with any man that wanted her. Thank God, no man every gave her a kid. She is a retard.
7:28 what are u talking about?! U sound like such a looser jerk!!!



