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Thursday April 3, 2008

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Does John Mayer swing both ways?
Yes, says celeb blogger Perez Hilton, who hit the airwaves Thursday morning to detail an alleged recent make-out he had with the singer (one of Us' Cads of the Year).
"He is definitely bi," Hilton declared on Ryan Seacrest's KIIS-FM radio show, adding that Mayer is "struggling with his sexuality."
Of their liplock at NYC club Stereo last year, Hilton said, "He kissed me, and I kissed him back. It was on the mouth with tongue.
"I thought he was messing with me," Hilton went on. "Then he kept going and going."
Hilton claims Jessica Simpson — Mayer's girlfriend at the time — didn't mind.
"While John Mayer and I are making out, she is rubbing his crotch," Hilton recalled.
Mayer's rep tells Usmagazine.com, "This is all so ridiculous." Simpson's rep had no comment.
Hilton insisted, "It's 100% true."
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Categories: Jessica Simpson | John Mayer | Perez Hilton
I think this is stupid, perez needs to grow the hell up and stop ruining celebs reputations, A lie detector detects stress nerves and stuff like that. It can be false. Perez is a low life jerk who needs to fall off the face of the earth.
Umm yeah I think Perez Hilton needs to get a freakin life. All he does is gossip about the stars. And have you ever been to his page? If not, I suggest you check it out. Most of the pictures have little white drawings on them of really immature stuff. Is he eight years old? Seriously! Plus, before this whole John Mayer thing I'd never heard of him, and I think he just wants his fifteen minutes of fame. I don't believe this junk at all. There is no way John Mayer made out with him. I really don't think he's bi. Lie detectors can be wrong. I <3 John Mayer! :)
April 10, 2008
John Mayer.... Perez Hilton...
I smell "revive our careers" at any cost :-)
Get a real Job (pardon the pun) fellas!
You all are missing the point. in a recent blog on John's website, he took a stab (not spiteful, but truthful (from my perspective)) at Perez. This is just Perez's way of reacting. Whether you like John or not this has definitely got to be the reason for this story.
If John is Bi he should just openly accept it and it will take the wind out of Perez. By denying it, it's just going to boost Perez up. Besides, John would garner a lot more fans from the gay/bi groups. At least John doesn't have to worry about dirty camera phone pics of him sucking a guy off popping up on the internet. Too bad Taylor Hanson can't say the same.
hahahahahahahaha let me guess,
now perez is saying that mayer wrote "your body is a wonderland" about his fat loose ass?
perez hilton is a fat queen. even if john mayer was bi, he could makeout with someone much better looking than perez hilton
A guy disclosed some important information on this to interracialchatting .c o m It caused huge discussion there
I don't think Perez would risk his reputation by making it up-- though he may have risked what was left of it by telling the truth.
He's good at what he does. Lay off.
I bet John and Jessica took Ecstasy when this happened. There's no way one would make out with Perez sober.
I'm a John Mayer fan. Have been since 2000. And I think it would be hot to see two guys together. Evidentally Jessica Simpson was turned on by it too.
mmm, i have to confess, i would like to rub Jonh Mayer's crotch ! ;-)
looks like that show Pop Fiction ran out of good ideas.
I will bet a million dollars that John and Perez cooked this up together...
It's such a John-like thing to do.
John Mayer is very talented. He is good looking, and smart. He has a ring of girls that would love to be with him.
My question is...
Why would he make out with Perez Hilton?
Perez Hilton is not talented. He is ugly and over weight, may I even say resembles Chewbacka? I can assure you NO ONE wants a piece of that!
As you can see, some thing just doesn't add up.
PS:Perez is known to post tons of pictures of John on his website, its obvious he would concoct such a ridiculous fairy tale.
To US magazine, By the way , I work at a grocery store and just wanted to let you know that your magazine sometimes has an unexplainable way of disappearing from the rack into those great big steel tin box type things behind the store. Oh my gosh ! who would do such a thing!!
Why does anyone care? John Mayer is fug anyway. I can totally see him doing this. Besides, I remember the pics from that night b/c Perez posted pics of him, John Mayer, & Jessica Simpson.
I have to agree with everyone who says why would John make-out with Perez of all people, when there are plenty of HOT gay guys in LA? Perez webpage has pictures of himself every other entry and it's all about using the celebs in any way he can to promote himself. He now has a TV show now, record deal, etc... such a wannabe and it's working!
Could Ashton Kutcher be behind this?
How could he make this up? it's too completely bizarre to be false...
There are so many good looking gay men out there, Perez isn't one of them. Maybe if Perez would eat a salad once in a while he could have a chance with John. I got to say it like I see it!
PEOPLE!! LEAVE MY PEREZITO ALONE TE AMO PEREZ!!! PANAMA BELIVEVES YOU!
IF PEREZ SAYS SO ITS CUS IT IS. HE DOES NOT GIVE STAR STYLE GOSSIP AND IF HE DIDNT SAY BEFORE ITS MORE LIKELY BECAUSE IT INVOLVED HIM!!!
BOTTOM LINE, believe it or not. I speak from experience when I say John is all man !!! LOL And NO queer could ever do what he can... Mr...oh whatever your name..( to the enormous headeded slob looking guy in the picture above.)
9:46 Tracy - couldn't have said it better myself!!
And that thought does make me throw up in my mouth!! Ugh!
My cousin's friend worked for Mayer and said she walked in on him in his dressing room a couple years ago, making out with some dude.
It is long been an "open secret" that John has a thing for men. You can ask most radio people who have seen John making out with his bass player several years ago while on tour. I find it funny that Perez is the one to step it up and call him out on it.
3:47 AM Laura no you are lame for thinking your so involved with them, that you're like their best friend or something and you know for a fact. Get your own life and don't pretend to be part of the hollywood scene. It's fun for everyone to talk about this stuff so get off your high horse of calling everyone lame. And if this is all so lame to you then why are you even posting?
Pop fiction anyone
You guys...
This has been an ongoing joke between them.
It's not real. All of you are lame for actually believing it.



