Please make them go away!!!!!
Please make them go away!!!!!
Please make them go away!!!!!
Please make them go away!!!!!
Please make them go away!!!!!
Please make them go away!!!!!
Tuesday March 25, 2008

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The Hills' Spencer Pratt debuted his new advice column for Radar on Tuesday.
One reader writes that after a night of boozing, she wet the bed of a guy she really likes.
Pratt's advice?
"I personally would never want to be with a girl who gets so wasted that she's pissing in bed," he says. "It's time to sign up for AA, my dear, because drunks are not sexy."
Seems like Pratt may be the one to ask for advice next.
His girlfriend, Heidi Montag, has debuted her second single, "No More," in which she sings: "I wish that I never loved you/I should have never let you have my heart."
See the couple's 13 cheesiest moments here.
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why is everyone so mean? i think spencer is cute and how do people really know what he's like if they're only showing certain parts of what happens in his life! they're just trying to make him look like a jerk
spencer is retarded.
What is it going to take to make these two go away? Why are they even in the public eye? They are NOT role models for youth unless you are wanting to do the WRONG things in life.
Please make them go away!!!!!
Gross, go home and be gross.
Why is he famous again??? I want my 15 minutes! LOL
Slow news day huh?
9:09, how is that stuck up?
7:09pm I can tell you are quite stuck up. I'm ok with that, it's your problem.
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nobody cares about these two. What have they done? Is their 15 minutes up yet? PLEASE GOD
Ok new poll: How many pictures of Janice Min stangling hookers does Spencer Pratt have?
1) 3
2) 25
3) 300
The answer has got to be bigger than "zero", because I that's the only explanation I can think of that these two irritating losers keep being featured in even this z-grade publication. Seriously, most people in the REAL world react to the name "Heidi Montag" with "What the hell is that? Is that like a new name for 'Dirty Sanchez' or something? ENOUGH!
Seriously he is the one that needs advice not the one giving it out!!!!!
ok so i am sorry but spencer should be ASKING for advice not giving it to others! his life is so ridiculous only the saddest person in the world would want his advice
hey beavis hear is some advice
get an actually educated job, tell your girlfriend the truth that she has no talent and cant sing for the life of her then just fall off the face of the earth
the only advice you are even qualified to be giving is that to people who want to control and brainwash their women and ways to screw up friendships
beavis you are ugly and should never be giving out advice you know nothing about try living first!
If Spencer wrote in a letter it might look like this:
Dear Gabby,
I am a famous Hills star dating a beautiful fake-boobed gal named Heidi. I usually get away with cheating on her, and when I get caught I don't get in trouble. I shoot her wonderful music videos and frequently "leek" her music on the net. I am a famous "VILLIAN" and have a bad cocaine addiction. People make fun of the pubic hair on my face and are mean to my super talented girlfriend, Heidi. Why are people so mean?
Sincerely,
Spencer Pratt
Anyone have any advice?
Im not ignorant about alcoholism- Im very blissfully aware-hic
6:13 give it up. People are so ignorant to alcoholism. They think it is funny. Don't get stressed out about it. Let them drink themselves silly. You're not going to save anyone on this blog.
6:46 PM nut case I never said I was perfect. In fact I just admited I am far from it. I just get sick of people treating people with alcoholism like they are bottom feeders.
Oh Spencer. I loved it when his sister said to him that he needed a manual or that he shoud think about everything he had done in his relationship and do the opposite. I just hope that he isn't the jerk that The Hills makes him. It's easier to dog on him than just let him be a human being.
I agree, I need a drink!
6:13 My goodness someone is perfect.
Man all this talk about alcoholism is making me thirsty- someone pass the vodka.
4:08 you are so right
he does look like a cabbage patch doll
but worse
god i hate all the publicity spencer and heidi get
they are so dumb
everything they do is for publicity
i wish they would just get real lives
and i wish people would stop encouraging them
4:45 you obviously know nothing about alcoholism. It is a disease as defined by the World Health Organization among others. It is genetic and kills people. Why would someone want to drink themselves to death? It is NOT a choice. I pray you never have to go through anything like that. And by the way, I am a RECOVERING drunk, AKA I DO NOT DRINK and haven't for a very long time. And I am a better person for what I have gone through. It was a blessing in my life and unfortunatly you will never take the journey I have. Clearly, you are judgemental and uneducated. Things I don't have to worry about.
-The Drunk.
again us magazine you make me barf on myself everytime i see this disgusting fruit cake
Spencer's a joke! Maybe he should advise Heidi to stop with the plastic surgery! Enough already- she doesn't even look human!
Who owns this magazine - Rupert Murdoch?
4:29
like you said, you are recovering "drunk"!! Glad you were able to clean it up!! Alcoholism is a self inflicted wound! I have no sympathy!!
He didn't really answer the woman's question- unless US didn't post all of the answer- but I do agree with he said. i wouldn't want anyone "using" my bed. I still don't like him though.
I support TEAM HEIDI & SPENCER
Heidi new single is awesome
everytime i see this boy i want to punch hom in the face!!! he looks like a rat!


