Thursday November 2, 2006
Meet the Barkers’ Shanna Moakler, 31, is throwing a “divorce party” at the Bellagio in Las Vegas on Friday (she and her husband of two years, Blink 182 drummer Travis Barker, 30, split in August). After Barker happened upon the flyer, he posted the following gentle soliloquy on his MySpace page:
SOMEBODY SENT A MESSAGE AND A FLYER WAS ATTATCHED (I POSTED IT BELOW). SHANNA IS HAVING A DIVORCE PARTY FOR HERSELF IN CELEBRATION OF OUR FAILED MARRIAGE APPARENTLY….. THIS IS THE SAME WIFE THAT EMAILED ME TO TELL ME SHE WOULD BE SLEEPING WITH HER NEW BOYFRIEND IN MY BED THE DAY OF OUR ANNIVERSARY 2 DAYS AGO SO THIS DOESN’T COME AS A SHOCK. AND THE SAME PERSON WHO IS MAKING “I LOVE SHANNA” SHIRTS FOR PEOPLE TO BUY, IN SUPPORT OF ALL THIS AND PLAYING THE VICTIM, IT SADDENS ME PEOPLE AND EVEN BRINGS ON THE URGE TO PUKE, HOPE IT DOES YOU AS WELL. IM GONNA SAY A LONG PRAYER FOR HER, SHE NEEDS IT. THERE ISN’T A PART OF SHANNA AND I AND THE FACT OUR MARRIAGE FAILED THAT I COULD BE CELEBRATING OR HAPPY ABOUT EVEN AFTER ALL OF THIS TIME IT WAS OUR FAMILY…IT WAS ALL WE HAD……I MEAN A PARTY??? WHAT DOESN’T KILL ME MAKES ME STRONGER:) GOODNIGHT AND MAY THE FORCE BE WITH U….STAR WARS IS ON AND THIS IS NOW IN THE PAST. HOPE SHANNA’S PARTY IS EVERYTHING SHE COULD HOPE 4.
First of all, strong words from a man who was making out with Paris Hilton at the Playboy Halloween party just a few feet away from Moakler. Secondly, does Travis really think he’s coming off well here, with his left pinky wedged firmly on the caps lock of insanity?
Far be it from us to lecture others on their Dadaist approach to grammar and punctuation, but we’re doing it anyway: No matter how upset you are, Trav, substituting 4 for the word “for,” and engaging in orifices belonging to Paris Hilton, are never the answer.
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